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Stewie Griffin dissects Trump's proposed 100% tariff on foreign films, market reactions, and other bizarre economic developments, all while pondering the fate of the Oscars. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums: Is Hollywood Next to Feel the Sting?

Tue 06 May, 2025 01:15
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OpenAI's nonprofit structure will remain in control after pressure from civic leaders and a legal battle with Elon Musk. image

Blast Off! OpenAI Avoids Total Takeover... For Now! Nya, ha, ha!

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:25
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Sky-high tariffs on Chinese goods are forcing exporters to flood the domestic market, leading to price wars and potential economic woes, as China navigates a complex economic landscape amid trade tensions and domestic challenges. image

Good GRIEF! China's Economy Flirts with Deflation Thanks to Trump's TARIFF Tantrums!

Mon 05 May, 2025 03:35
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Stewie Griffin exposes the hidden anxieties plaguing today's youth and offers (mostly) sarcastic advice on how to cope, based on a recent news article. image

Good Grief! Turns Out Your Spawn Are Secretly Spiraling (And You're Probably Oblivious)

Sat 03 May, 2025 13:52
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The specter of tariffs looms over the holiday season as retailers grapple with supply chain disruptions and the looming threat of empty shelves. This is worse than the time Bertram stole my time machine! image

Christmas Chaos: Trump's Tariffs Threaten Holiday Cheer, Bah Humbug!

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:26
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Stewie Griffin analyzes market rebound fueled by Meta and Microsoft, but warns of Trump's tariff terrors and fast-food follies. image

Victory Lap on Wall Street or Trumpocalypse Now?

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:47
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Apple faces a court smackdown for allegedly lying and violating an injunction in the Epic Games case, proving even the shiniest fruit can be rotten. image

Apple Bites the Big One! Court Declares Cook and Co. Guilty of Dodgy Doings!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:27
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The Bank of Japan plays it cool amidst Trump's tariff tantrums, clinging to a 0.5% policy rate while economic storm clouds gather. It's enough to make a baby want a dry martini. image

Blast! Japan's Central Bank Sticks to 0.5% Rate While Trump's Tariffs Throw a Wrench in the Works

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:49
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Stewie Griffin reports on Germany's surprising inflation, sluggish growth, and the looming specter of Trump's tariffs. Prepare for economic Teutonic plates shifting! image

ACHTUNG! German Inflation Spikes Like Brian's Vet Bills!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:18
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Stewie Griffin reports on Australia's first-quarter inflation, which is higher than expected but still low, plus a dash of political shenanigans, eh? image

Crikey! Aussie Inflation's Gone Walkabout (But Not Too Far, You Knobs)

Wed 30 April, 2025 02:20
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