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Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s decision to revamp the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) sparks controversy and concerns about the future of vaccine policy and public health. image

Oh, Good Heavens! Kennedy Dismantles Vaccine Panel, Leaving Me Utterly Agog!

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:24
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Investors are feeling a bit dodgy about the US these days, what with the tariffs, the riots, and Trump's general air of 'I know what I'm doing' (which, let's face it, he doesn't). image

Trump's America: A Jolly Good Mess, or Just a Load of Old Billhooks?

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:29
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Pixar's Pete Docter spills the tea on Steve Jobs' leadership style, highlighting his knack for quick analysis and his questionable habit of late-night producer calls. image

Blast From the Past! Pixar Chief Reveals Steve Jobs' Midnight Madness

Sun 08 June, 2025 13:30
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Despite economic anxieties and tariff threats, the job market shows surprising resilience, leaving everyone waiting for the other shoe to drop. Perhaps it's one of Rupert's! image

Good Heavens! The Labor Market Still Lives!

Fri 06 June, 2025 16:04
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Amidst escalating tensions and accusations of bad faith, Russia advances into Ukraine, seizing more territory and igniting a fiery war of words with Kyiv over stalled peace negotiations and the grim repatriation of fallen soldiers. image

Bloody Hell! Russia's Land Grab in Ukraine Escalates While Peace Talks Go to Pot!

Sun 08 June, 2025 13:12
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Stewie Griffin reports on Amazon's massive investment in North Carolina data centers, fueling the AI arms race and creating jobs... or does it? image

Amazon's AI Domination: $10 Billion to Conquer North Carolina!

Wed 04 June, 2025 16:15
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Neurotech startup Paradromics successfully implants its brain-computer interface in a human, marking a significant step towards helping patients with motor impairments communicate. image

Paradromics Plugs In: Brain-Computer Interface Makes Human Debut!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:00
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Nissan's new CEO, Ivan Espinosa, unveils a daring plan to rescue the struggling car company from financial doom and global competition. Will it work, or will Nissan end up like Brian after one of Peter's 'hilarious' escapades? image

Nissan's Got a Case of the Mondays: Espinosa's Bold Plan to Un-Suck the Automaker

Wed 04 June, 2025 10:11
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Gap's Finances Facing Fashion Faux Pas: Tariffs Threaten $150 Million Hit!

Thu 29 May, 2025 22:52
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Stewie Griffin analyzes Omada Health's upcoming IPO, as the virtual chronic care company aims for a $1.1 billion valuation. image

Victory is Mine! Omada Health's IPO: A Billion-Dollar Plot for World Domination...of Healthcare!

Thu 29 May, 2025 15:33
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