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Stewie Griffin dissects a report on technology stocks, their cyclical nature, and why you should probably hide your gold-plated pacifiers... for now. image

The Stock Market's Having a Jolly Good Time...Until It Isn't!

Mon 12 May, 2025 17:43
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Stewie Griffin reports on the US-China trade talks, with a healthy dose of self-aggrandizement and world domination aspirations. image

Victory is Mine! China Caves to My Economic Genius (Or Something)

Sun 11 May, 2025 17:22
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Google coughs up a whopping $1.4 billion to Texas for privacy shenanigans, leaving Stewie to ponder the ethics of world domination...and diaper changes. image

Crikey! Google Gets Spanked by Texas: A Stewie Griffin Exclusive!

Fri 09 May, 2025 23:37
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Amazon unveils its Ocelot quantum chip, entering the competitive quantum-computing arena alongside Google and Microsoft, aiming to revolutionize cloud services and tackle complex problems. image

Amazon's Quantum Leap: Ocelot Chip Joins the Race to Dominate the Future, Good Grief!

Fri 09 May, 2025 13:00
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Donald Trump is reportedly considering Fox News' Jeanine Pirro as the interim U.S. Attorney for D.C., after his previous pick faced opposition. The drama, the intrigue, the sheer banality of it all! image

Trump Eyes Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro for Top Prosecutor Gig: Oh, Joy!

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:51
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From stock market surges fueled by Trump's deal to chip stock rallies and analyst reactions, this is your daily dose of Wall Street absurdity, narrated by yours truly. image

Trump's Trade Triumph and Chip Stock Shenanigans! What a Week, Eh?

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:07
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Ken Griffin, a big shot with more money than God, says Trump's tariffs are going to make life harder for the little people. Oh, the humanity! image

Trump's Tariffs: A Real Kick in the Baby Teeth for the Working Class, Says Some Billionaire

Wed 07 May, 2025 21:31
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The EU is gearing up to announce countermeasures to U.S. tariffs, signaling a potential escalation in global trade tensions. Oh, the drama! image

EU Readies Retaliation: Prepare for Global Trade Wars, Darlings!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:22
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US Treasury and Trade Representatives to meet with Chinese officials in Switzerland to discuss de-escalation of trade war ignited by President Trump. image

Oh Goodie! US and China to Have a Jolly Good Chinwag: Trade War Truce?

Wed 07 May, 2025 00:01
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Despite exceeding revenue expectations, Palantir's stock price plummeted due to concerns over future growth and high valuation, leaving investors in a state of mild panic and existential dread. image

Palantir Stock Tanks! Is This the End of Their Reign, or Just a Hiccup?

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:11
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