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Bank of America downgrades CoreWeave stock to neutral after a meteoric rise, suggesting the AI cloud-computing firm's upside potential may be limited despite strong performance and a recent IPO. image

CoreWeave Stock: From 'Victory is Mine!' to 'What the Deuce?' Bank of America Pumps the Brakes!

Mon 16 June, 2025 16:18
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Bank of America suggests CoreWeave's stock might be running out of steam despite a strong performance and recent positive developments, potentially limiting future gains. image

Blast Off or Bust? CoreWeave's Stock Faces the Fuzziness!

Mon 16 June, 2025 16:18
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Chinese consumer spending is facing challenges due to economic uncertainties, stagnant income, and a shift in consumer behavior, leading to a slowdown in retail sales and a preference for saving over spending. What a mess! image

Crikey! China's Economy in the Doldrums? Consumer Spending Takes a Tumble!

Mon 16 June, 2025 00:28
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Stewie Griffin dissects Goldman Sachs' latest stock recommendations, offering a satirical take on Wall Street's wisdom and the potential for profit (or, more likely, hilarious failure). image

Goldman Sachs Says 'Good Morning' to Your Wallet: Stocks That Could Make You Filthy Rich (Or Just Slightly Less Poor)

Sat 14 June, 2025 13:11
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Following Israeli airstrikes in Iran, crude oil futures skyrocket, sparking fears of wider conflict and potential disruptions to Middle East oil supplies. Oh, the drama! image

Crikey! Oil Prices Surge as Israel Gives Iran a Naughty Nudge

Fri 13 June, 2025 16:26
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Stewie Griffin reports on the dramatic surge in crude oil futures following Israel's unilateral airstrikes against Iran's nuclear program. Prepare for potential global chaos, Rupert! image

Good Heavens! Oil Prices Skyrocket After Israel Gives Iran a Sound Spanking!

Fri 13 June, 2025 01:49
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Stewie Griffin investigates whether Trump's tariffs are inflating prices or just giving us a slight economic wedgie. image

Trump's Tariffs: A Load of Barnacles or Economic Armageddon?

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:02
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Stewie Griffin reports on China's uphill battle to develop AI chips amidst U.S. restrictions, exploring their reliance on domestic alternatives and the challenges they face. image

China's Semiconductor Dreams Dashed? Stewie Griffin Investigates!

Thu 12 June, 2025 03:59
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Stewie Griffin dissects Walmart's potential stock decline due to tariffs, overvaluation, and bearish market indicators, offering a sophisticated (and slightly evil) investment strategy. image

Walmart's Woes: A Diaper-Wearing Genius's Take on Trade Tensions and Tumbled Profits!

Wed 11 June, 2025 15:01
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A federal appeals court allows President Trump's tariffs to remain in effect while reviewing a lower court's decision, leaving markets and businesses in a state of utter 'wiggity-wiggity-wack!' image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums: Federal Court Says, 'Carry On, My Wayward Son!'

Wed 11 June, 2025 00:48
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