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Shipping activity through the Strait of Hormuz is dwindling as tensions escalate in the Middle East, threatening global energy supplies and potentially sparking a full-blown international crisis. Oh, and where's my Rupert? image

Holy Crap Lois! Strait of Hormuz Shipping Takes a Dive Amidst Middle East Mayhem!

Mon 23 June, 2025 11:37
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JD Vance claims the US is merely 'at war' with Iran's nuclear program, not Iran itself. Oh, goodie! image

Victory is mine! Foiled Again! America Thwarts Iran's Nuclear Shenanigans (Or Does It?)

Sun 22 June, 2025 13:58
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Small businesses selling on Amazon are struggling with rising costs due to fraudulent returns and Amazon's handling of returned goods, leading to used products being resold as new and environmental concerns over destroyed items. image

Amazon Returns: A Diaper-Soiled Disaster for Small Businesses and Humanity!

Sat 21 June, 2025 13:32
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Amazon's free and easy returns are causing a stink for small businesses, with fraud and soiled diapers leading to financial woes and a race to the bottom. image

Amazon's Return Policy: A Diaper Full of Trouble for Small Businesses!

Sat 21 June, 2025 13:32
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Stewie Griffin analyzes market trends, proving that the S&P 500's near record high signals an economy too strong for any recession, despite minor setbacks and potential global conflicts. Prepare for my reign! image

Victory is Mine! S&P 500 Poised for World Domination (Recession Be Damned)!

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:26
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According to some bloke at Ned Davis Research, only a recession can stop the S&P 500 from reaching new heights. But fear not, the economy is surprisingly robust, much to my chagrin. image

Victory is Mine! S&P 500 Set to Conquer All (Recession? Not on My Watch!)

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:26
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While Boeing takes a backseat due to ongoing crises, Airbus soars with massive orders and new models at the Paris Air Show, proving that someone's gotta keep these flying tin cans in the sky! image

Boeing's Bad Week: Airbus Takes Flight at Paris Air Show!

Thu 19 June, 2025 14:10
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Stewie Griffin dissects the latest Federal Open Market Committee statement, offering his unique (and slightly terrifying) perspective on the Fed's moves. image

Blast Off! Fed's New Statement: A Stewie Griffin Breakdown of Monetary Mayhem

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:09
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Companies are engaging in 'tariff engineering' to lower import duties by strategically altering product designs, a practice that has historical precedents and is raising eyebrows in the world of international trade. image

Evil Geniuses Guide to Dodging Tariffs: A Stewie Griffin Masterclass

Wed 18 June, 2025 07:56
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Amazon, in its infinite wisdom (and greed), has decided that two days of Prime Day weren't enough, so they're stretching it to four. Prepare your wallets, peasants! image

Oh Goodie! Amazon's Prime Day Extravaganza: Four Days of Utter Consumerism!

Tue 17 June, 2025 05:00
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