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RBC Capital Markets says Procter & Gamble stock is poised for an 11% jump, despite recent earnings woes. I, Stewie Griffin, will dissect this news with the precision of a laser and the wit of... well, me. image

P&G Stock: Good Giggity or Utter Rubbish? Stewie Griffin's Take

Fri 25 April, 2025 12:03
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Consumer giants like P&G and Chipotle whine about tariffs impacting profits, consumers get nervous, and I'm left wondering if I'll have to pay more for my evil schemes... I mean, morning tea. image

Dagnabbit Tariffs! Consumer Companies Throw Tantrums, Blame Trump for Their Woes!

Thu 24 April, 2025 18:25
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A whimsical (and slightly terrifying) look at today's premarket trading, featuring corporate earnings, tariff tantrums, and enough volatility to make even Brian seasick. image

Is Your Portfolio Toast?! Stocks Tumble and Soar Like a Diaper Full of Mercury!

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:03
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Alaska Airlines warns of weaker travel demand, impacting second-quarter earnings and leaving Wall Street analysts clutching their pearls. image

Alaska Airlines Earnings PLUMMET! Is Your Summer Vacation DOOMED?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:40
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Alaska Airlines warns of weaker travel demand, impacting second-quarter earnings, leaving Wall Street analysts clutching their pearls. image

Oh Dear! Alaska Airlines in a Tizzy! Is This the End of Our Luxurious Getaways?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:40
3 minutes to read

Cable giants like Comcast and Charter are making serious waves in the mobile market, turning what was once a mere retention tool into a major source of revenue and growth, leaving traditional wireless providers scratching their heads. image

Holy Crap Cable Companies Are Taking Over Mobile?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 13:15
4 minutes to read

The FDA is phasing out petroleum-based synthetic dyes, potentially impacting iconic colorful foods. Prepare for a world where your snacks might actually look like food! image

FDA Bans Colors?! Are My Flamin' Hot Cheetos Doomed!

Tue 22 April, 2025 21:16
2 minutes to read

Stewie Griffin reports on how tariffs are causing economic chaos and why the IMF is having a right proper hissy fit. image

Tariff Tantrums! Is Trump's Trade War Sending Us Back to the Stone Age?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 14:21
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As the stock market tumbles due to trade war anxieties and presidential tweets, retirement savers are scrambling to safe-haven investments like stable value funds, raising concerns about long-term growth versus inflation. image

Retirement Apocalypse! Are Your Savings Safe From Trump's Tariffs and Market Madness?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 19:49
3 minutes to read

Business owners and consumers are panic buying in anticipation of President Trump's tariffs, potentially leading to an 'artificially high' economic activity followed by a slowdown. image

Trump's Tariffs Trigger Economic Mayhem! Is Your iPhone Doomed?!

Sun 20 April, 2025 18:14
2 minutes to read