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Stewie Griffin analyzes market rebound fueled by Meta and Microsoft, but warns of Trump's tariff terrors and fast-food follies. image

Victory Lap on Wall Street or Trumpocalypse Now?

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:47
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Apple faces a court smackdown for allegedly lying and violating an injunction in the Epic Games case, proving even the shiniest fruit can be rotten. image

Apple Bites the Big One! Court Declares Cook and Co. Guilty of Dodgy Doings!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:27
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The Bank of Japan plays it cool amidst Trump's tariff tantrums, clinging to a 0.5% policy rate while economic storm clouds gather. It's enough to make a baby want a dry martini. image

Blast! Japan's Central Bank Sticks to 0.5% Rate While Trump's Tariffs Throw a Wrench in the Works

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:49
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Stewie Griffin reports on Germany's surprising inflation, sluggish growth, and the looming specter of Trump's tariffs. Prepare for economic Teutonic plates shifting! image

ACHTUNG! German Inflation Spikes Like Brian's Vet Bills!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:18
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Stewie Griffin reports on Australia's first-quarter inflation, which is higher than expected but still low, plus a dash of political shenanigans, eh? image

Crikey! Aussie Inflation's Gone Walkabout (But Not Too Far, You Knobs)

Wed 30 April, 2025 02:20
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Stewie Griffin analyzes the latest fintech stock movements, highlighting the gains of Shift4 Payments and Upstart Holdings, while examining PayPal's mixed results and Venmo's promising revenue growth. image

Griffin's Guide to Fintech Fortunes: Shift4 Soars, Upstart Gets a Boost, and Venmo Finally Grows Up!

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:32
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JPMorgan is betting big on Qualcomm's diversification into IoT, autos, and data centers, because apparently smartphones aren't enough for world domination. image

Qualcomm to Conquer Beyond Smartphones? Oh, Goody, Another Tech Overlord!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:42
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Cloud software vendors, including Atlassian, Snowflake, and Workday, invest $108 million in Veza to manage employee access to internal technologies, highlighting the growing importance of cybersecurity in a world filled with more villains than a Bond movie. image

Giggity Giggity Goo! Tech Giants Band Together to Invest in Veza - Because Apparently, Everyone's Been Naughty with Corporate Data!

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:00
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Corporate sponsorships for LGBTQ+ Pride events are dwindling, leading to budget cuts and a reevaluation of values. What will become of my fabulous outfits? image

Oh, Good Heavens! Are Corporations Ditching Pride Like Brian Ditching Sobriety?

Sun 27 April, 2025 12:00
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A new survey reveals that Americans are more afraid of running out of money in retirement than facing the Grim Reaper himself. High inflation, wobbly Social Security, and those pesky taxes are to blame. Time to panic, or perhaps invest in a time machine? image

Oh, Good Lord! Are We All Doomed to Starve in Retirement?

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:02
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