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Nintendo announces the preorder date for the Switch 2, citing tariff-related delays and slight price adjustments for accessories. Prepare yourselves, you insipid twits! image

Nintendo Switch 2 Preorder Date REVEALED! Trump to Blame?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 14:24
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Chinese tea chain Chagee makes a splash on Nasdaq with a 20% jump in stock price, fueled by plans for U.S. expansion amidst U.S. and China trade tensions. image

Chagee Stock Soars! Is This the Next Starbucks, or Just Another One of Brian's Hair-Brained Schemes?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 18:06
3 minutes to read

China shifts its retaliatory tactics against US tariffs, targeting American services like film, education, and aviation, potentially leading to a deeper economic decoupling. Oh dear! image

China Declares War on America's Services Sector! Is This the End of 'Finding Nemo' in Beijing?

Thu 17 April, 2025 04:50
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Stewie Griffin dissects the recent market volatility caused by Trump's tariff policies, highlighting winners and losers in this economic rollercoaster. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums! Is Your Portfolio About to Take a Diaper Rash?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 14:33
3 minutes to read

The World Health Organization finalizes a legally binding agreement to prepare for future pandemics, focusing on prevention, collaboration, and supply chain resilience, even as the US withdraws from talks. image

The WHO Just Did WHAT to Prepare for the Next Pandemic?! You Won't BELIEVE It!

Wed 16 April, 2025 03:47
2 minutes to read

Luxury giant LVMH experiences an unexpected sales slump, leading to a stock plunge and a potential shift in the luxury market's hierarchy. This could mean hard times ahead for the fancy-pants set! image

LVMH Loses Its Crown! Is This the End of Luxury As We Know It?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:09
3 minutes to read

Amidst tariff turmoil, G Squared Private Wealth's Victoria Greene suggests Cheniere Energy, Novo Nordisk, and Welltower as potential investment opportunities. image

Trump's Tariffs Got You Down? This One Weird Stock Will Make You Filthy Rich!

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:57
3 minutes to read

Delta and Frontier Airlines pull back their 2025 outlooks, citing economic uncertainty and weaker demand, signaling potential turbulence ahead for the airline industry and cheaper flights for lucky peasants like Brian. image

Airlines Are Doomed Are You Ready To Fly Coach To Oblivion?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:01
3 minutes to read

Stewie Griffin reports on Japan's struggle with a weak yen, trade talks with the U.S., and the potential for currency manipulation. Prepare for some economic mayhem! image

Yen-sanity Now! Is Japan's Currency Crisis About to Explode?!

Sun 13 April, 2025 07:05
3 minutes to read

Navigating market volatility caused by tariff announcements requires a cool head, a long-term plan, and perhaps a martini (shaken, not stirred). image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Sent Markets Tumbling! Should You Hide Under the Covers or Pounce Like a Cheetah?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 16:31
4 minutes to read