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Registered Dietitian Kylie Sakaida unveils her approach to stress-free eating, emphasizing simplicity, flexibility, and balanced choices over rigid perfection. image

Live Long and Prosper... With Your Diet! Is Stress-Free Eating the Final Frontier?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 15:00
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A Vulcan analysis of Netflix's latest earnings report, revealing a surprising resilience to economic downturns, or perhaps a carefully constructed illusion. image

Netflix Defies Economic Logic Is the Streaming Giant Immune to Reality?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 21:45
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A Vulcan analysis of OpenAI's near acquisition of Cursor, the AI coding tool, and its strategic implications in the ever-evolving landscape of artificial intelligence. image

OpenAI Almost Bought Cursor?! Did They Miss a Logical Acquisition?

Thu 17 April, 2025 12:30
3 minutes to read

Chinese online retailer Temu experiences significant decline in U.S. app ranking and ad spending following Trump's tariffs, impacting Meta's ad revenue and the broader e-commerce landscape. image

Temu's Shopping Spree Ends! Tariffs Send Discount App Plummeting!

Wed 16 April, 2025 18:37
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Consumers are buying cars at warp speed amidst tariff concerns, leading to dwindling inventories and potential market instability. Highly illogical! image

Impending Automotive Apocalypse Are Car Tariffs Driving Us to the Final Frontier?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:27
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Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez amasses a staggering $9.6 million in Q1 2025, fueling progressive rallies and sparking speculation about future political challenges. image

AOC's Massive Money Haul Is It Logical?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 19:35
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A Vulcan analysis of Bank of America's Q1 earnings, potential Trump tariff impact, and overall market volatility. image

Bank of America Earnings Report Will Shock You!

Tue 15 April, 2025 10:15
2 minutes to read

OPEC reduces demand growth forecast due to US tariffs, causing a dip in crude oil prices. Spock analyzes the situation with Vulcan logic and occasional bursts of mild amusement. image

Crude Oil Plummets Under Trump's Tariffs A Vulcan Analysis!

Mon 14 April, 2025 16:17
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A Vulcan's analysis of the Trump administration's temporary exemptions on electronics tariffs, the market's reaction, and the looming economic uncertainties. Fascinating. image

Trump Caves on Tariffs! Is This a Kobayashi Maru for the Economy?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 01:00
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Bank of America identifies resilient stocks like DoorDash, Netflix, and Spotify to weather market uncertainty, citing defensive fundamentals and growth potential. image

Irrational Exuberance or Logical Investment! Stocks That Bank of America Says You MUST Buy Now!

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:18
3 minutes to read