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Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man reports on soaring markets, trade war teeter-totters, and a potential AI earthquake from China. Prepare for some web-slinging analysis! image

Holy High Scores, Batman! S&P 500 Webs a New Record!

Mon 30 June, 2025 00:49
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Looks like the Justice Department played referee, and HPE's Juniper acquisition is back on track, with a few strings (or should I say, web-lines?) attached. image

Holy Hardware, Batman! HPE and Juniper Kiss and Make Up (with a Little Tech Divestment on the Side)

Sat 28 June, 2025 09:59
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Baird analyst downgrades JPMorgan and Bank of America, suggesting their recent stock rally might be short-lived. Spidey senses some turbulence ahead! image

JPMorgan and Bank of America Stocks: Are They About to Take a Dive? Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Investigates!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:59
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Circle's stock is on a major upswing thanks to the stablecoin boom, potential interest rate cuts, and growing Wall Street interest. Looks like even billionaires are getting in on the action! image

Holy Stablecoins, Batman! Circle Stock Soars Higher Than My Web-Slinging!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:11
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man breaks down the premarket stock news with a dash of web-slinging wit and wisdom (or at least tries to). image

Wall Street Web-Slinging: Micron Soars, Kratos Crashes, and Is General Mills Really That Exciting?

Thu 26 June, 2025 12:22
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Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man reports on the chaotic oil market following a brief price surge and subsequent drop after a ceasefire agreement. image

Web of Oil: Prices Swing Wildly After Iran-Israel Ceasefire!

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:50
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Coach swings back into style, capturing the hearts (and wallets) of Gen Z with a fresh look and a sprinkle of celebrity magic! Talk about a glow-up! image

Coach Bags a Comeback: From Mall Brand to Marvel-ous Must-Have!

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:00
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Spidey investigates the Chase Sapphire Reserve's new perks, points, and that *slightly* alarming annual fee increase. Is it worth web-slinging your way to apply? image

Holy Credit Card, Batman! Chase Sapphire Reserve Gets a Super Upgrade (and a Super Price Hike!)

Tue 24 June, 2025 15:59
4 minutes to read

Amidst escalating tensions and retaliatory strikes, a ceasefire has been announced between Israel and Iran, leaving markets hopeful and airlines rerouting. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man investigates! image

Holy Smokes! Ceasefire in the Middle East? Did Someone Call Spidey for Backup?

Tue 24 June, 2025 01:18
4 minutes to read

Amazon launches more Kuiper satellites, intensifying the space race with Starlink for global internet domination. Looks like someone's trying to one up good old Elon! image

Great Power, Great Internet: Amazon's Kuiper Satellites Swing into Orbit!

Mon 23 June, 2025 14:21
3 minutes to read