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The Trump administration's initial ban on international students at Harvard throws the academic world into chaos, leaving students scrambling and universities in an uproar, but Harvard is fighting back like a true Super Saiyan! image

Kamehame-HA! Harvard's International Students Face a Real World Crisis!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:13
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After the Trump administration's initial block on international students, Harvard fights back, leaving many students in a state of uncertainty. Will they find their Senzu Bean in time? image

Kamehame-HA! Harvard's International Students in a Super Saiyan Struggle!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:13
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The Supreme Court hints at strong protection for Federal Reserve members from presidential firing, while allowing Trump to remove members of other federal agencies, sparking debate over executive power and the Fed's independence. image

Kamehame-HA! Supreme Court Says 'Hands Off' to Firing Federal Reserve Members... Maybe!

Thu 22 May, 2025 23:03
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Goku reports on ASML's High NA machine, a super-expensive, bus-sized device revolutionizing microchip production, with Intel, Samsung, and TSMC leading the charge. It's like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for chips! image

Kamehame-Chips! The $400 Million Machine Powering the Future!

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:19
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Former Apple design guru Jony Ive teams up with OpenAI in a $6.4 billion deal to create a new generation of AI hardware, potentially Kamehameha-ing the iPhone out of existence! image

Kamehame-AI! Jony Ive and OpenAI Fusion Dance to Blast Away iPhones!

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:38
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Looks like Jony Ive, the guy who made Apple stuff look real shiny, is now teaming up with OpenAI to make AI gadgets. Could this be the end of iPhones? Even I'm curious! image

Kamehame-HA! Former Apple Guru Teams Up With OpenAI to Power Up AI Hardware!

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:38
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Burger King is betting on colorful Whoppers and movie tie-ins, especially 'How to Train Your Dragon,' to power up its family appeal and boost U.S. sales, hoping to become the strongest fast-food chain in the universe! image

Kamehame-HA! Burger King Goes Super Saiyan with Dragon Whoppers!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:50
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Chinese exporters are powering up their strategies, diversifying away from the U.S. market despite temporary tariff truces, aiming for global domination like Frieza wanted! image

Kamehame-Ha! Chinese Exporters Go Super Saiyan and Dodge U.S. Trade Attacks!

Tue 20 May, 2025 23:50
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Cadillac Goes Super Saiyan on Tesla! EV Owners Power Up New Rides!

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:00
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Goku reports on how US Treasury yields went Super Saiyan after a credit rating downgrade – is this the end of the world, or just another Tuesday? image

Kamehame-HA! US Credit Rating Gets a Moody Makeover!

Mon 19 May, 2025 09:02
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