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Donald Trump's Truth Social platform is one step closer to launching a Bitcoin ETF, bringing crypto to everyday investors and potentially shaking up the digital asset landscape like a Super Saiyan transformation! image

Trump's Truth Social Goes Super Saiyan with Bitcoin ETF!

Wed 04 June, 2025 00:00
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Dell's stock soars as AI demand fuels optimistic forecasts, even if some numbers are still catching up, kinda like me trying to do math! image

Dell Powers Up Like a Super Saiyan! AI Demand Over 9000!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:12
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United Airlines and JetBlue are teaming up in a new partnership, aiming to conquer the skies with expanded routes and benefits. It's like when I team up with Vegeta, but hopefully with less yelling! image

Kamehame-HA! United and JetBlue Fusion Dance Into the New York Skies!

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:19
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Salesforce reports strong Q1 results and forecasts even better days ahead, fueled by acquisitions and AI, but faces challenges in marketing and commerce software. image

Salesforce Goes Super Saiyan! Earnings Beat Expectations, But Can They Handle This Power?

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:50
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John Laurinaitis ditches Vince McMahon, agrees to cooperate in sex abuse lawsuit, leaving McMahon in a world of hurt, potentially bigger than when Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta! image

Vince McMahon's World About to Blow Up Like a Destructo Disk!

Wed 28 May, 2025 16:15
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Goku reports on Vodafone's repeated claims of a 'turning point' and whether this time it's for real, or just another senzu bean that doesn't quite revive the company. image

Vodafone's Power Level: Still Charging Up or Just Another False Dawn?

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:30
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Goku reports on Vodafone's financial rollercoaster, filled with promises, disappointments, and enough 'inflexion points' to make your head spin faster than a Spirit Bomb! image

Vodafone's Saga: Turning Points or Just Spinning in Circles Like a Super Saiyan?

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:30
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Goku reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to start charging for checked bags, leaving loyal customers feeling like they've been hit by a Spirit Bomb! image

Kamehame-HA! Southwest Airlines Dumps Free Bags Like Yamcha After a Fight!

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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President Trump delays EU tariff deadline after a 'good call' with Ursula von der Leyen, giving both sides more time to negotiate a deal. Can they power up a solution by July 9th? image

Trump Goes Super Saiyan Bargaining with Europe! Tariff Deadline Gets an Extension!

Sun 25 May, 2025 23:57
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Federal judge slams Trump administration for wrongly deporting a gay Guatemalan man to Mexico, ordering his return after a critical error was revealed. Seems like they need to train harder than I did! image

Trump Admin's Deportation SNAFU: A Judge Yells 'Kamehameha' to Injustice!

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:24
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