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Goku here, reporting on how those pricey weight-loss pills might actually save employers some Zeni (money!) in the long run by making folks healthier. It's like training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, but for your wallet! image

Kamehame-HEALTH! Are Weight Loss Drugs Like a Super Saiyan Bargain?

Wed 30 April, 2025 10:00
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Amazon denies plans to show tariff surcharges, calming fears of a political showdown with Trump and navigating potential price hikes. But are they strong enough to survive this? image

Kamehame-HA! Amazon Dodges Trump's Spirit Bomb of Tariffs!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:55
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Honeywell reports a fantastic first quarter, leaving analysts stunned like Krillin after a Spirit Bomb. Stock soars, and even Jim Cramer is impressed! image

Honeywell Goes Super Saiyan! Earnings Blast Past Expectations!

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:10
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Goku reports on the turbulence caused by Trump's policies in Europe, leaving leaders scrambling and economies wobbling. Can Europe handle this Kamehameha of uncertainty? image

Trump's First 100 Days: Chaos in Europe?! Time to Power Up!

Tue 29 April, 2025 09:27
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Goku reports on Spotify's massive payouts to podcasters, including Joe Rogan, Alex Cooper, and others, as the platform battles for podcast supremacy! image

Spotify's Power Level Over 9000! Zeni Spent on Podcasts!

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:56
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Treasury Secretary says it's up to China to make a trade deal with the U.S., but will they step up like a Super Saiyan? image

China's Trade Tantrum! Can They Power Up a Deal?

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:17
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Analyst Craig Moffett throws a Spirit Bomb of doubt on Apple's plan to dodge tariffs by moving iPhone assembly to India, suggesting it won't be the ultimate power-up they're hoping for. image

Kamehame-HA! Apple's India Plan: More Like a Krillin Move Than a Super Saiyan Transformation?

Sat 26 April, 2025 15:07
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California proposes new rules for testing and deploying self-driving vehicles, from robotaxis to driverless trucks, aiming for safety and innovation. image

Kamehame-CAR! California Gets Serious About Self-Driving Vehicles!

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:05
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The Trump Organization is selling

Trump's Third Term Power-Up?! Goku Investigates!

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:58
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Goku reports on the stock market's unexpected power-up, thanks to tech gains and (maybe) softening trade tensions. But watch out for those tricky tariffs! image

Kamehame-HA! Stock Market Goes Super Saiyan!

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:44
2 minutes to read