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Goku here, reporting on how even the mightiest tech stocks like Apple are facing some tough battles in the market, while others are powering up with AI. image

Kamehame-HA! Even Tech Stocks Can't Dodge Market Mayhem!

Mon 23 June, 2025 17:47
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Antonio Filosa takes the helm at Stellantis, facing challenges to revive sales, mend relationships, and navigate the electric vehicle transition. Can he unleash his inner Super Saiyan and save the day? image

Stellantis Gets a New Super Saiyan: Can Filosa Power Up Sales?

Mon 23 June, 2025 10:00
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Antonio Filosa takes the helm at Stellantis, facing challenges to revive sales, mend relationships, and navigate the electric vehicle transition. Can he go Super Saiyan and save the day? image

Stellantis Gets a New Super Saiyan: Can Filosa Power Up Sales Like Marchionne?

Mon 23 June, 2025 10:00
2 minutes to read

Goku reports on recent US airstrikes on Iran's nuclear facilities, raising questions about the accuracy of claims and potential fallout. Maybe they should have just used a Spirit Bomb... image

Kamehame-HA! US Strikes Iran's Nuclear Fortress! Did They Overdo It?

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:10
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Goku reports on Meta's failed attempt to absorb Perplexity AI and their subsequent mega-investment in Scale AI, signaling a desperate race for AI dominance against rivals like OpenAI! image

Kamehame-HA! Meta's Power Struggle for AI Supremacy!

Fri 20 June, 2025 19:33
3 minutes to read

A federal judge blocks the Trump administration's attempt to withhold transportation funds from Democratic-led states over immigration enforcement, proving even bureaucrats can't outrun justice! image

Kamehame-HA! Judge Knocks Trump's Funding Freeze into Next Week!

Fri 20 June, 2025 09:40
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SpaceX's Starship had a bit of a fiery hiccup during testing, but Goku's here to tell you it's all part of the adventure! Like training with King Kai, sometimes you gotta blow up a planet or two to get stronger! image

Kamehame-HA! SpaceX Starship Goes Ka-Boom! But Don't Worry, I've Got This!

Thu 19 June, 2025 09:00
2 minutes to read

Amazon's Zoox is cranking out robotaxis faster than I can eat a Senzu Bean, aiming for a commercial launch to rival even Waymo's Super Saiyan speed! image

Kamehame-CAR! Zoox Powers Up Robotaxi Production in the Bay Area!

Wed 18 June, 2025 16:22
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General Mills and Kraft Heinz are ditching the artificial colors! Is this the Senzu Bean we've been waiting for to heal Earth's food? image

Kakarot's Korner: Earth Food Gets a Power Up!

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:16
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Goku reports on a recent survey showing economists are less worried about a recession but still scratching their heads about tariffs, trade deals, and what the heck the Fed is gonna do! image

Kamehame-HA! Is the Economy About to Blow Up Like Planet Vegeta?

Tue 17 June, 2025 15:56
2 minutes to read