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Germany hits the ECB's inflation target with a surprising drop to 2%, proving even economies can power down! image

Kamehame-HA! Inflation's Power Level Drops in Germany!

Mon 30 June, 2025 12:15
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Goku reports on the Senate's massive bill, packed with tax breaks, debt ceiling drama, and more twists than a senzu bean sprout! Will it be a Spirit Bomb of economic prosperity or a Destructo Disc of debt? image

Kamehame-HA! Senate's 'Big, Beautiful Bill' is Like Fighting Frieza - It's Complicated!

Sat 28 June, 2025 19:57
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After a tough quarter, Nike is bouncing back with new strategies and a promise to 'Win Now,' making investors go wild like a Senzu Bean-fueled frenzy! image

Nike Goes Super Saiyan? Stock Surges After Near Defeat!

Fri 27 June, 2025 18:05
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Even with some stumbles, Nike expects improvements despite tariff challenges. Can they power up their sales like a Saiyan? image

Nike's Turnaround: More Like a Spirit Bomb That's Charging... Slowly!

Thu 26 June, 2025 22:15
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Goku reports on Xiaomi's electric SUV, the YU7, taking on Tesla's Model Y with a cheaper price tag and some surprising AI features – but can it beat a Saiyan? image

Kamehame-CAR! Xiaomi's New SUV Blasts Past Tesla (Almost!)

Thu 26 June, 2025 14:19
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Dustin Moskovitz steps down, passing the CEO baton to Dan Rogers as Asana embraces AI for a Kamehameha-sized transformation. image

Asana Gets a Super Saiyan Boost: New CEO Powers Up!

Wed 25 June, 2025 22:11
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President Trump addresses the NATO summit after brokering a ceasefire, leaving everyone wondering if he's got the spirit bomb ready for world peace! image

Trump Goes Super Saiyan at NATO Summit! Can Peace Prevail?

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:16
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Jerome Powell, like a Saiyan warrior, holds firm on interest rates, waiting to see the impact of tariffs before making a move, while dodging energy blasts from President Trump. image

Kamehame-HA! Fed's Powell Stands Ground Against Trump's Inflationary Kamehameha!

Tue 24 June, 2025 16:38
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Goku here, reporting on this new tax plan that might let you write off interest on your car loan... if you're rich enough to own a spaceship on wheels! But is it really worth it? image

Kamehame-TAX! Republicans' Luxury Car Tax Break: More Useless Than Yamcha?

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:30
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Goku reports on the Republican's proposed car loan tax deduction, finding it's more like a weak punch than a Super Saiyan blast for most folks. image

Ka-Me-Ha-Money! Republicans' Car Loan Tax Break: A Saiyan's Guide

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:30
2 minutes to read