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Goku reports on the escalating trade tensions between China and the U.S., pondering if this is a battle even he can power through. image

Kamehame-HA! China's Trade Tactics: Stronger Than a Super Saiyan?

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:44
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Son Goku reports on American Airlines' new suites with sliding doors, a power-up move to battle rivals for high-spending customers, but will they be as strong as a Spirit Bomb? image

Kamehame-HA! American Airlines Goes Super Saiyan with Luxury Suites!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:00
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Goku reports on Tim Cook's battle with Trump's tariffs, revealing Apple's unexpected strategy and investor jitters. image

KAIO-WHAT?! Apple's Tariff Troubles are Over 9000!

Fri 02 May, 2025 01:01
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Goku reports on Johnson & Johnson joining Goldman Sachs' top stock picks, while others get 'deleted' like a defeated villain! Prepare for an economic Spirit Bomb! image

Kamehame-HA! Johnson & Johnson Powers Up Goldman Sachs' Conviction List!

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:32
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CVS Health reports a strong first quarter with increased earnings and revenue, but faces legal challenges and economic uncertainties, like trying to power up against a tough opponent! image

CVS Power Up! Earnings Blow Past Expectations, But Legal Trouble Looms Like Frieza

Thu 01 May, 2025 11:59
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Goku reports on how Trump's trade policies are making Chinese online retailers go Super Saiyan on Facebook and Instagram ad spending, leaving Meta seeing stars! image

Kamehame-HA! Trump's Trade Moves Punch a Hole in Facebook Ads!

Wed 30 April, 2025 23:51
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Even the promise of free senzu beans couldn't lure international investors to Berkshire Hathaway's annual meeting, thanks to global tensions. What a shame! image

Kamehame-HA! Political Tensions Keep Foreign Investors Away From Buffett's 'Woodstock'!

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:15
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Goku here, reporting on how those pricey weight-loss pills might actually save employers some Zeni (money!) in the long run by making folks healthier. It's like training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, but for your wallet! image

Kamehame-HEALTH! Are Weight Loss Drugs Like a Super Saiyan Bargain?

Wed 30 April, 2025 10:00
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Amazon denies plans to show tariff surcharges, calming fears of a political showdown with Trump and navigating potential price hikes. But are they strong enough to survive this? image

Kamehame-HA! Amazon Dodges Trump's Spirit Bomb of Tariffs!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:55
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Honeywell reports a fantastic first quarter, leaving analysts stunned like Krillin after a Spirit Bomb. Stock soars, and even Jim Cramer is impressed! image

Honeywell Goes Super Saiyan! Earnings Blast Past Expectations!

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:10
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