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Shrek reports on the latest spat between India and Pakistan, filled with more drama than a dragon guarding a princess, and spiced with a healthy dose of ogre-sized satire. image

Ogres Are Like Onions, This Conflict Is Getting Layers: India and Pakistan Clash...Again!

Sat 10 May, 2025 10:01
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Shrek here, reporting on Trump's swampy situation: a potential tax increase for the wealthy that's got Republicans in a pickle! And Donkey's got opinions, believe you me! image

Somebody Once Told Me: Trump Mulls a Tiny Tax Hike for the Rich!

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:34
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Pinterest pins down a successful quarter, proving even in a swampy economy, some things blossom like a beautiful, albeit slightly pixelated, flower. image

Pinterest's Phat Profits! Even an Ogre Can See the Green

Thu 08 May, 2025 21:16
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Shrek reports on the swampy job market where finding work is tougher than charming Princess Fiona's parents. Learn how to stand out, even if you're an ogre! image

Ogre-Sized Job Hunt Blues: It Ain't Easy Being Green (and Employed)!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:29
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Shrek reports on Trump's withdrawal of Dr. Nesheiwat's nomination for Surgeon General, filled with more twists than a gingerbread man's spine and a whole lotta 'what the donkey?!' moments. image

What In Tarnation?! Trump Swaps Docs Like Donkey Changes His Mind About Waffles!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:09
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Shrek reports on the Federal Reserve's cautious stance amid Trump's tariff tango, leaving the economy in a state of 'Ogre'-whelming uncertainty. image

What in Tarnation?! Fed Holds Steady While Trump Plays Tariff Twister!

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:27
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Shrek reports on the bewildering world of international trade, where one minute they're makin' deals, and the next they're screamin' like Donkey after eatin' a spicy pepper! image

What In Tarnation?! Trump's Trade Shenanigans Turn the World Upside Down!

Wed 07 May, 2025 01:19
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Looks like the swamp is getting a little stinkier! Trump's got some choice words about Canada's trade deals, claiming they're freeloading off Uncle Sam. Is this gonna be a fairytale ending or a real ogre-sized mess? image

Somebody Once Told Me...Trump's Got Beef With Canada! Eh?

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:05
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Like Donkey chasing a dragon, DoorDash snatches Deliveroo in a deal worth more than all the mud in my swamp, leaving this ogre wondering who's delivering my onion rings! image

Farquaad's Feast Fiasco: DoorDash Gobbles Up Deliveroo!

Tue 06 May, 2025 06:24
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Shrek's takin' a look at the day's market shenanigans, from droppin' stocks to oil prices lower than my swamp's water level. Spoiler alert: It's complicated, just like onion layers. image

What in Tarnation is Wall Street Doin'? An Ogre's Guide to the Stock Market Swamp!

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:17
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