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Shrek reports on the shocking assassination of a Minnesota state representative and the manhunt for the culprit, filled with enough drama to make even Fiona clutch her pearls. image

What in Tarnation? Political Hullabaloo in Minnesota Makes Even This Ogre See Red!

Mon 16 June, 2025 03:43
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The swamp's gettin' a whole lot murkier as Trump celebrates the Army's birthday with a parade that's got more metal than my outhouse door, while folks are raisin' their pitchforks. image

What in Tarnation?! Trump's Throwing a $45 Million Party with Tanks and Helicopters!

Sat 14 June, 2025 14:39
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Ogres are like onions...and so are investments! This here's Shrek's swamp-tested guide to navigating the recent market jitters, with a healthy dose of ogre-sized wisdom. image

What In Tarnation?! Stocks Down? Shrek's Guide to Not Panicking!

Fri 13 June, 2025 17:29
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Shrek reports on international tensions, stock market wobbles, and tech giants like Oracle making a splash – all while keeping an eye on his swamp. image

Ogre-the-Top Turmoil: From Swamp Raids to Stock Slides!

Fri 13 June, 2025 04:24
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Shrek reports on how Trump's tariffs haven't caused the inflation freakout everyone expected, but watch out, things might get ogre-whelming later! image

What in Tarnation? Trump's Tariffs Ain't Inflatin' Prices... Yet! Swamp Gas or Real Deal?

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:02
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Uncle Sam's puttin' the squeeze on China's access to fancy AI chips, so they're tryin' to whip up their own batch. But can they bake a cake without all the ingredients? Let's dig in, y'all! image

What in Tarnation is China Cookin' Up? AI Chips and Swamp Gas!

Thu 12 June, 2025 05:03
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Shrek reports on the Fulbright Foreign Scholarship Board's mass resignation, citing Trump administration interference with scholarship awards. Sounds like someone needs a swamp tour to sort things out! image

Farquaad-Like Folly! Fulbright Board Quits Over Trumpian Tomfoolery!

Wed 11 June, 2025 16:26
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Elon Musk's Tesla Robotaxi service is 'tentatively' launching in Austin, Texas on June 22, sparking both excitement and protests. Looks like someBODY needs to get their swamp back! image

Farquaad's Worst Nightmare: Musk's Robotaxis Invade Austin! (Get Outta My Swamp... er, City!)

Wed 11 June, 2025 01:31
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Shrek breaks down why the financial world needs specialized AI, not just some fancy tech from the city slickers. It's about partnerships, swamp-smarts, and knowing your ogre-strength! image

Get Outta My Swamp... of Finance! Why General AI is a Donkey in Disguise for Wall Street

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:07
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Shrek reports on the feud between Trump and Musk, with Teslas potentially leaving the White House but Starlink sticking around like a bad batch of swamp gas. image

What in Tarnation? Trump's Tesla Tango and Starlink Shenanigans!

Tue 10 June, 2025 00:43
2 minutes to read