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Shrek here, reporting on the week's market madness: Trump's got the Middle East hotter than Dragon's breath, inflation's acting like Donkey on waffles, and the housing market's doing the funky town! image

What in Tarnation? Trump's Wars, Inflation Woes, and Houses Made of Gingerbread!

Sun 22 June, 2025 15:27
3 minutes to read

Ogres are like onions, and so are relationships! This here's about finding out if yer truly compatible with yer partner before gettin' stuck in the mud. image

Like Onions, Relationships Have Layers: Shrek's Guide to Avoiding a Swampy Situation

Sat 21 June, 2025 13:00
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Ogre-the-top relationship advice from everyone's favorite ogre, Shrek, on how to dig deep and ask the tough questions to ensure compatibility, before you're both living in a metaphorical (or literal) swamp. image

Like Onions, Relationships Have Layers: Shrek's Guide to Avoiding a Swampy Situation

Sat 21 June, 2025 13:00
3 minutes to read

Shrek, reporting as an ogre and inspired by Evvy's CEO, unearths the importance of the 'Interests' section on resumes, proving that passion projects and swamp-like dedication are key to startup success. Farquaad would never understand. image

Ogres are like Onions, and So Are Job Candidates: Evvy CEO Shrek's Guide to Hiring

Fri 20 June, 2025 13:03
3 minutes to read

Ogre-the-top analysis of Fox Corp.'s Caliente TV acquisition: More sports, more streaming, and more reasons for this ogre to stay in his swamp! image

Fox Gets Caliente! Shrek's Take on the Streaming Swamp!

Thu 19 June, 2025 16:02
2 minutes to read

Ogre-the-top news! Fox buys Caliente TV, aiming to be the king of the streaming swamp in Mexico, and Shrek has some thoughts. image

Fox Gets Caliente! Shrek Sizes Up a Spicy New Deal in Mexico!

Thu 19 June, 2025 16:02
3 minutes to read

Shrek here, breakin' down the Fed's mumbo jumbo so even Donkey can understand it (maybe). They're messin' with interest rates again, like Fiona messin' with my swamp! image

What in Tarnation is the Fed Doing Now? An Ogre's Eye View

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:09
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Like Donkey Stuck in Waffles, Brad Lander Found Himself in a Sticky Situation with Immigration Agents! image

What in Tarnation? NYC Comptroller Gets Ogri-napped by ICE!

Tue 17 June, 2025 18:08
3 minutes to read

Shipowners are giving the Strait of Hormuz the ogre-shoulder as the Israel-Iran conflict heats up, leading to higher prices and potential supply hiccups. It's like trying to tiptoe through Duloc – a real mess! image

Ogres Avoid the Strait: Shipping Gets Shrek-ed by Middle East Mayhem!

Tue 17 June, 2025 06:24
4 minutes to read

Ogre-the-top reaction to the shocking assassinations and attacks on Minnesota lawmakers; Shrek shares his swamp-sense on this ogre-whelming news. image

What in Tarnation? Swamp Dweller Shrek Reacts to Minnesota Mayhem!

Mon 16 June, 2025 16:24
2 minutes to read