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Ogre-the-top election in Poland could mean a swamp-sized shift in European politics, with echoes of Trump and troubles brewing. Time to get outta my swamp... and into this mess! image

What in Tarnation is Going on in Poland? Shrek Weighs In!

Sun 18 May, 2025 06:15
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Looks like Boeing might just 'walk away' from serious charges related to the 737 Max crashes, and it's got some folks greener than me! image

Boeing's Got a 'Shrek'-y Situation: Avoiding Jail Time Like I Avoid Onions?

Fri 16 May, 2025 18:23
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Like Donkey and Dragon, two cable giants, Charter and Cox, are tying the knot in a deal that's bigger than my swamp! Expect fewer ogre-sized bills and more channels than you can shake a stick at... or maybe not. image

Farquaad-Sized Fiber: Charter and Cox Cable Companies are Getting Hitched!

Fri 16 May, 2025 11:54
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Shrek here, reporting on how some swamp rats are using fancy new tech to trick folks, and the FBI's got its ogre-sized eyes on 'em. image

Somebody Once Told Me the FBI Was Worried 'Bout Deepfake Donkeys!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:16
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Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates plans to give away all his wealth through his philanthropy, but faces the challenge of spending it down fast enough before his foundation closes in 2045. image

Bill Gates Drowning in Dough: Can't Give Away His Gold Fast Enough!

Thu 15 May, 2025 11:30
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That fancy-pants Klarna CEO says AI is eatin' jobs faster than I can say 'What are you doin' in my swamp?!' They shrunk their workforce faster than Donkey after drinkin' that potion! image

Klarna's Gettin' Shrek'd: AI Eats Jobs Like I Eat Onions!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:03
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CureIS Healthcare slaps Epic Systems with a lawsuit, claiming anticompetitive practices that'd make even Lord Farquaad blush. image

Somebody Once Told Me, Epic's a Monopoly! CureIS Sues EHR Giant!

Wed 14 May, 2025 02:45
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Shrek reports on the latest swamp-sized drama in US drug pricing, with a pinch of ogre-sized skepticism and a whole lot of 'get outta my swamp!' attitude. image

What the Farquaad?! Trump's Trying to Fix Drug Prices?

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:20
3 minutes to read

Healthcare firm KindlyMD merges with Nakamoto Holdings, a bitcoin investment company, and Shrek's here to give you the swamp-eye view. image

What in Tarnation? KindlyMD's Gone Crypto! Shrek's Got Thoughts (and Maybe Some Bitcoin)

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:14
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Chinese battery giant CATL launches a massive Hong Kong IPO, aiming for nearly $4 billion, while navigating US-China trade tensions and military designations. It's all ogre now! image

That'll Do, Donkey! CATL's Massive Hong Kong Share Sale Is Bigger Than My Swamp!

Mon 12 May, 2025 02:27
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