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Shrek reports on JPMorgan Chase's surprising first-quarter earnings and Jamie Dimon's ogre-sized concerns about the economy. image

What in Tarnation is JPMorgan Chase Up To?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:23
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Shrek reports on how Trump's tariffs and immigration policies are making Hispanic folks tighten their belts, leading to less beer money and a sad ogre. image

What in Tarnation is Happening to My Brew! Trump's Policies Ruining Beer?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:44
2 minutes to read

Shrek reports on the wild ride of global bond yields as Trump's tariff policies send markets into a frenzy, leaving investors more confused than Donkey trying to understand sarcasm. image

What in Tarnation is Happening with These Bonds?! Trump's Tariff Tango!

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:22
2 minutes to read

Shrek reports on the surprising stock market surge following a shift in tariff policies, Alphabet's AI investments, and upcoming earnings reports. It's a swamp-sized scoop! image

Trump Did WHAT With Tariffs?! Donkey, You Won't Believe This Market Rally!

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:25
3 minutes to read

Walmart withdraws its first-quarter operating income outlook due to tariff uncertainties, leaving investors scratching their heads like donkeys in a maze. image

Walmart's in a Pickle! Will Tariffs Turn Their Profits into Swamp Sludge?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:25
3 minutes to read

A look at how market volatility is impacting 529 college savings plans and what families can do to protect their investments, according to, eh, some experts. image

Stock Market's Gone Sour! What's an Ogre to Do About College Savings?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:58
3 minutes to read

Shrek reports on the wild stock market swings, tariff threats, and a whole lot of financial ogre-whelm. image

What in Tarnation is Going on With These Stocks?! Shrek Investigates!

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:10
2 minutes to read

Shrek reports on the recent global market losses, highlighting the uneven distribution and potential implications. Get outta my swamp... of money! image

Somebody Once Told Me The Market Was Down Bad! Is This The End?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 23:58
2 minutes to read

Comcast spins off NBCUniversal's cable networks (except Bravo, bless its heart), leaving investors scratching their heads and the media industry whispering about consolidation. Is this a swamp-sized gamble or a strategic ogre move? image

Comcast Just Dropped a Cable Bomb! What Happens Next Will Shock You!

Wed 20 November, 2024 22:26
2 minutes to read

Building contractors are hiking prices due to potential tariffs, affecting new home costs, while immigration concerns are also impacting the housing market, especially for the middle class. image

What in Tarnation?! Trump's Tariffs Are Messing with My Swamp (and Your Wallet!)

Fri 21 March, 2025 15:16
3 minutes to read