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Shrek reports on the Supreme Court's decision to limit universal injunctions against Trump's executive orders, leaving ogres like himself scratching their heads. image

What in Tarnation! Supreme Court Says 'Hold Your Horses' on Blocking Trump's Orders!

Fri 27 June, 2025 17:07
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Shrek reports on NATO's foray into commercial space, where defense budgets balloon, Elon Musk's Starlink faces competition, and France dreams of becoming a galactic power again. Get outta my swamp... of space! image

NATO's Swamp Thing in Space: More Dough for Death Stars?

Fri 27 June, 2025 05:09
4 minutes to read

Looks like there's some mud slinging going on in the swamp! Trump's got his eye on the Federal Reserve, and it ain't just to admire the pretty flowers! Get ready for some ogre-sized opinions on the matter! image

Somebody Once Told Me the Fed Was Gonna Roll Me: Trump Eyes a 'Shadow Chair'!

Thu 26 June, 2025 18:25
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Shrek reports on the alarming rise of cybercriminals stealing online passwords and what you can do to protect your swamp... I mean, data. image

What in Tarnation! Billions of Passwords Stolen! Shrek Sounds the Alarm!

Thu 26 June, 2025 02:56
2 minutes to read

Shrek reports on the kerfuffle over Trump's claims about obliterating Iran's nuclear program, with a healthy dose of ogre skepticism and swamp-wisdom. image

What In Tarnation?! Trump's Iran Nuke Claims Smell Like a Swamp, Not a Rose!

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:40
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Shrek reports on how a ceasefire, new regulations, and big money are making the crypto swamp a little less murky and a whole lot more interesting. image

What in Tarnation? Crypto Prices Soar Higher Than Dragon's Breath!

Tue 24 June, 2025 22:16
3 minutes to read

Shrek reports on how Meta and other tech giants are backing away from SF Pride, leaving the LGBTQ+ community feeling like they've been slimed. image

What's Up, Zuck? Even Shrek Knows You're Ditching Pride!

Tue 24 June, 2025 11:41
4 minutes to read

Estee Lauder stock price climbs higher than my swamp after an analyst upgrade, with all signs pointing to a long-term upturn. Time to invest, or is it? image

Estee Lauder's Stock Makes Me Wanna Sing 'I'm a Believer'!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:57
3 minutes to read

Estee Lauder stock is lookin' like it's gonna climb higher than Donkey chasing a dragon, thanks to some fancy upturns and signals. Get ready for some layers of green, ya'll! image

Ogre-Sized Gains! Estee Lauder Stock Makes Like an Onion, Peeling Back Layers of Profit!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:57
2 minutes to read

Experts reckon Iran's talk of closing the Strait of Hormuz is more hot air than actual fire-breathing, but what if it ain't just a bluff? image

Ogre-Sized Problems: Iran's Strait Squeeze Could Leave Us All in a Pickle!

Mon 23 June, 2025 12:08
3 minutes to read