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President Trump throws a tariff-sized wrench into Apple's plans, demanding iPhones be made in the US or face a hefty tax. It's like tryin' to herd cats, only with gadgets! image

What in Tarnation? Trump Tells Apple: Pay Up or Build 'Em Here!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:28
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Shrek here, reporting on how Apple's trying to sweeten the deal in China, but local rivals are making it tougher than a dragon's hide. image

What are you doing in my Market?! Apple's China Sales Face Ogre-Sized Challenges!

Fri 23 May, 2025 07:45
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Shrek here, reporting live from the swamp! Looks like Harvard's in a pickle after the Trump administration decided they're not so keen on letting international students stick around. Apparently, some serious swamp gas has been stirred up! image

Harvard Gets Ogrelapped! Trump Admin Boots International Students Over 'Pro-Terrorist' Shenanigans!

Thu 22 May, 2025 18:22
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Rumblings from the Kremlin indicate Russia's war effort is facing economic ogre-whelming pressures, potentially forcing a return to the negotiating table. Will they finally stop acting like a bunch of fairy tale villains? image

Ogre-the-Top Trouble for Russia: Is Putin's Kingdom Headed for the Swamp?

Thu 22 May, 2025 05:22
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Shrek here, reporting on how those whippersnapper Gen Z folks are spending their doubloons and how you can, too, with the right plastic! image

Get Outta My Swamp (and Into These Credit Card Deals), Ya Young Punks!

Wed 21 May, 2025 17:44
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Japan's farm minister resigns after sparking outrage by admitting he never buys rice, highlighting the country's struggle with soaring prices and food security. Sounds like someone needs a swamp vacation! image

What a Load of Croc! Japanese Minister Steps Down Over FREE RICE?!

Wed 21 May, 2025 04:15
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Shrek here, reporting on how Walmart and ol' Trump are having a right ol' barney over them pesky tariffs, and how it's gonna cost YOU, the consumer, more moolah for your swamp snacks! image

What in Tarnation?! Trump and Walmart in a Mud-Slinging Tariff Tango!

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:46
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Shrek reports on the mud-slinging match between Walmart and Trump over tariff impacts, revealing who's gonna be feeling the pinch in this ogre-sized showdown. image

What in Tarnation?! Trump and Walmart in a Tussle Over These Here Tariffs!

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:46
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Nippon Steel ups the ante with a $14 billion investment in U.S. Steel, hoping to charm the Trump administration and forge ahead with their merger plans, despite earlier rejections and national security concerns. image

Ogres and Steel: Nippon's Swamp-Sized Investment to Woo Trump!

Tue 20 May, 2025 00:57
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This ogre's guide to reclaiming your workday from endless interruptions, so you can finally finish that darn to-do list. Like Donkey always says, 'We can stay up all night swapping manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles!'... but only if we get the work done first! image

Get Outta My Swamp... Of Distractions! How to Actually Get Work Done!

Mon 19 May, 2025 13:17
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