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Shrek reports on the U.S.'s surprising peace proposals for Russia and Ukraine, involving frozen conflict, sanctions relief for Russia, and a whole lot of 'what are you doing in my swamp' moments. image

What In Tarnation! US Proposes a Donkey-Brained Peace Plan for Ukraine?

Fri 18 April, 2025 14:31
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Shrek reports on investors ditching US stocks faster than Donkey ditches personal space, all thanks to some orange fella's tariff tantrums. But hold on, some folks are sayin' 'not so fast!' image

What in Tarnation is Going on with the Stock Market?! Is My Swamp Worth Less Now?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:55
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Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC) is swimming in dough thanks to AI chips, but watch out! Trump's trade policies might turn this fairytale into a swamp! image

TSMC's AI Chip Empire Strikes Back! Will Trump's Tariffs Ogre-throw the Party?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 06:10
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Despite architectural criticism, McMansions are still popular among American homebuyers due to their affordability and ample space, amidst a housing shortage. image

McMansions Are Back?! What In The Name Of Farquaad Is Going On!

Wed 16 April, 2025 15:00
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Shrek reports on how Japan is telling Google to get outta their swamp with anti-competitive practices on Android devices, joining the U.S. and UK in giving the tech giant the stink eye. image

What in Tarnation! Japan Slaps Google with Anti-Monopoly Order!?

Wed 16 April, 2025 03:11
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India's inflation rate drops unexpectedly to 3.34% in March, sparking hopes for further interest rate cuts and economic stimulus, but watch out for those pesky tariffs! image

India's Inflation Takes a Tumble! Is the Economy About to Get Ogre-the-Top?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:35
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Shrek reports on the hilariously messy situation involving El Salvador refusing to return a deported man to the U.S., sparking a feud between presidents and leaving everyone wondering, 'What's up with all the layers?' image

What in Tarnation! Trump and El Salvador President in a Swampy Standoff Over Deported Guy!

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:49
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Shrek gives his two cents on why some fancy-pants analyst thinks Stellantis is gonna take a nosedive, and why you should probably stick to investing in good ol' onions. image

What in Tarnation is Happening to Stellantis Stock?! Donkey's Got a Better Investment Plan!

Mon 14 April, 2025 10:43
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After a rough patch, the Magnificent Seven stocks are showing signs of life, attracting investors who think they might be, well, 'cheap.' But are they really ready to party like it's 2022? image

Are the Magnificent Seven Stocks Back From the Swamp?! You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Sun 13 April, 2025 10:34
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Shrek reports on the recent surge in mortgage rates, blaming everything from ogre-sized tariffs to dragon-sized inflation fears, and wondering if anyone can still afford a decent outhouse these days. image

Mortgage Rates Are Higher Than My Swamp! What's Going On?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:14
3 minutes to read