Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper

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Economists predict significant price increases on everyday goods due to the Trump administration's new tariff policies, potentially costing the average household $3,800 per year. image
Retail

Bazinga! Tariffs Are About To Make Your Wallet Cry Like Leonard After Penny's Acting Class!

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 18:09
  • 3 minutes to read
Kering's stock plummets after appointing Balenciaga's Demna Gvasalia as Gucci's new artistic director, sparking debate and uncertainty about the brand's future direction. image
Wealth

Bazinga! Gucci Just Made a Fashion Choice That's More Controversial Than My Relationship Agreement!

  • Fri 14 March, 2025 17:03
  • 3 minutes to read
Sheldon Cooper analyzes the recent hedge fund stock sell-off, triggered by Trump's tariffs, with appropriate scientific rigor and a healthy dose of sarcasm. image
Finance

Bazinga! Are Hedge Funds Smarter Than Sheldon? A Stock Market Meltdown Looms!

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 17:24
  • 3 minutes to read
Sheldon Cooper analyzes FedEx's lowered profit forecasts, blaming everything from Trump's tariffs to the inefficiency of e-commerce deliveries. A scientific (and highly opinionated) breakdown. image
Earnings

Bazinga! Is the Economy Doomed Because FedEx Can't Even Deliver Good News?!

  • Fri 21 March, 2025 09:44
  • 4 minutes to read
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell addresses trade policy concerns amid market uncertainty and potential economic fragility. Will he offer solutions, or will we all be saying 'Bazinga!' to our savings? image
US News

Jerome Powell Speaks! Is the Federal Reserve About to BAZINGA the Economy?

  • Fri 04 April, 2025 16:08
  • 3 minutes to read

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