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A Minnesota man is charged with multiple federal offenses after a politically motivated assassination attempt on state lawmakers, leaving a trail of destruction worthy of the Netherrealm. image

GET OVER HERE AND FACE JUSTICE: Minnesota Assassin Faces Mortal Kombat!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:48
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Energy CEOs play it cool amidst rising tensions, refusing to predict oil prices in the wake of Iran-Israel strikes. But Scorpion is watching... image

GET OVER HERE... To See Why These CEOs Aren't Sweating an Iran-Israel Oil Crisis (Yet!)

Mon 16 June, 2025 05:12
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Amidst political turmoil and nationwide protests, President Trump's military parade ignites fury and division across the realms, while a killer lurks in the shadows. image

GET OVER HERE! Trump's Military Showdown Sparks Chaos Across the Realms!

Sun 15 June, 2025 01:30
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Amidst geopolitical tensions and Federal Reserve deliberations, Scorpion reports on the stock market's turbulent week ahead, filled with risk-off sentiment and economic projections. image

Get Over Here! Markets Brace for Israel-Iran Fallout and Fed's Fatalities

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:11
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Following Israeli airstrikes on Iran, investors flee to safe-haven assets amidst fears of escalating regional conflict, driving up gold, Treasury prices, and oil. image

GET OVER HERE... TO SAFETY! Markets Go KABOOM After Israel-Iran Face-Off

Fri 13 June, 2025 07:16
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Google Cloud suffers massive global outages, disrupting major internet services and leaving users screaming 'Toasty!' image

GET OVER HERE and Witness Google Cloud's FATALITY! Outages Decimate Internet Services!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:22
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Cloud startup Crusoe secures massive credit line to power data centers and Nvidia chips for AI's next evolution, forging ahead in the Mortal Kombat of cloud infrastructure. image

GET OVER HERE, CAPITAL! Crusoe Grabs $750M to Fuel AI Domination!

Wed 11 June, 2025 17:27
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang warms up to quantum computing, predicting real-world applications in the near future, a move that's got the market saying 'Toasty!' image

Get Over Here! Nvidia's Huang Sees Quantum Leap Closer Than You Think!

Wed 11 June, 2025 10:25
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Scorpion slices through today's market frenzy, from Topgolf's unexpected swing to McDonald's foot traffic woes. Prepare for Kombat! image

GET OVER HERE...AND CHECK YOUR PORTFOLIO! Market Movers Decoded by Scorpion!

Tue 10 June, 2025 17:01
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Budget e-commerce giants Temu and Shein are shifting focus to Europe amidst growing scrutiny and unfavorable trade policies in the U.S. But will the EU welcome them or deliver a final blow? image

Get Over Here... To Europe? Temu and Shein Face the EU's Wrath!

Tue 10 June, 2025 07:40
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