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Trade wars and immigration policies are driving international tourists away from the U.S., leaving businesses reeling. Prepare yourself! This could impact the very Earthrealm itself. image

Get Over Here! U.S. Tourism Decimated as Foreigners Choose to Test Their Might Elsewhere!

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:00
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David Richardson, the newly appointed FEMA head, vows to crush any opposition to changes, raising concerns about the agency's future and disaster response capabilities. Is he channeling his inner Shirai Ryu? image

GET OVER HERE! New FEMA Chief Threatens to 'Run Right Over' Resistors – Sounds Familiar

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:03
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After facing Senate resistance, Trump appoints Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. Attorney for D.C., replacing Ed Martin, who lands a new role at the DOJ. image

GET OVER HERE! Trump Taps Jeanine Pirro for D.C. Gig After Martin's Brutality Backfires!

Fri 09 May, 2025 01:10
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Fear not, Earthrealm investors! EBay's resilience against trade tariffs mirrors Scorpion's own fiery tenacity, making it a surprisingly stable stock pick. image

GET OVER HERE AND INVEST! EBay Survives Trade Wars Like Scorpion Survives Kombat!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:06
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Hanzo Hasashi, also known as Scorpion, gives his fiery take on the UK potentially being the first nation to strike a trade deal with the U.S. after Trump's tariff threats. image

GET OVER HERE! Britain and US Trade Deal: A Scorpion's Sting of Approval (Maybe)

Thu 08 May, 2025 05:11
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The U.S. is considering officially calling the Persian Gulf the Arabian Gulf, a move that could ignite tensions with Iran and thrill Arab nations. Prepare for...FINISH HIM! image

GET OVER HERE! Trump to Rename Persian Gulf, Enraging Iran in Mortal Kom-ba-t!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:56
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Scorpion reports on the volatile stock market, where some companies suffer a fiery defeat and others... well, they're not quite dead yet! image

GET OVER HERE And See Which Stocks Are Toast! (Plus, One is Actually Rising!)

Tue 06 May, 2025 17:27
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Hugo Boss shares jump despite a revenue dip in Asia, showcasing resilience amidst economic uncertainties and potential tariff wars. Prepare yourself! image

Get Over Here, Hugo Boss! Profits Rise Despite China's Consumer Slump

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Main Street Sports Group's FanDuel Sports Network doubles subscribers and eyes a million by year's end, proving that even in the streaming realm, victory is possible through partnerships and strategic moves. Toasty! image

GET OVER HERE AND STREAM: FanDuel Sports Network Hooks Streaming Dominance!

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:00
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Crude oil futures plummet as OPEC+ floods the market, leaving oil majors feeling the burn. Is this the end of days, or just another Tuesday? image

Get Over Here, Oil Prices! OPEC+ Stings Market with Production Surge

Mon 05 May, 2025 10:32
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