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Scorpion reports on Robinhood's audacious move to tokenize OpenAI and SpaceX shares in Europe, granting access to the uninitiated and leaving US investors seething with envy. image

GET OVER HERE...And Invest! Robinhood Unleashes Tokenized Fury on Europe!

Mon 30 June, 2025 17:30
2 minutes to read

Scorpion dissects China's dominance in rare earth minerals and the West's struggle to break free, hinting at potential 'fatalities' in global power dynamics. image

GET OVER HERE! China's Rare Earth Grip: A Geopolitical Fatality?

Sun 29 June, 2025 15:21
4 minutes to read

Financial guru Ric Edelman flips the script, urging investors to pump up their crypto holdings to a whopping 40%. Is this a fatality for traditional investing, or a scorpion's sting in disguise? image

GET OVER HERE! Crypto Kingpin Says Crank It to 40% or Face My WRATH!

Fri 27 June, 2025 21:22
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The world's tech titans are locked in a fierce kombat for quantum supremacy, but is this breakthrough tech a force for good or a harbinger of doom? image

GET OVER HERE! Quantum Computing: The Next Battle in the Netherrealm of Tech!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

White House Hints at Possible Extension of Tariff Pause, Leaving Global Markets in Suspense. I'll burn them all! image

GET OVER HERE... With Trade Deals! Trump's Tariff Deadline Gets A Reprieve!

Thu 26 June, 2025 18:18
2 minutes to read

Paychex CEO John Gibson calls for tax and tariff clarity to unleash small business growth, while Scorpion sees an opportunity for more fatalities... of bad policies! image

Get Over Here! Paychex CEO Demands Clarity, Or Else!

Wed 25 June, 2025 23:32
2 minutes to read

The Federal Reserve proposes easing capital rules for banks, sparking debate over financial stability and market manipulation. Will this boost the economy or lead to another Outworld invasion? image

Get Over Here, Capital! Fed Tinkers with Bank Rules, Leaving Some Crying 'Get Over It!'

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
3 minutes to read

NATO allies grapple with a massive defense spending increase, facing pressure from the US and the looming threat of Russia. Will they unite, or will dissent tear them apart? Only time (and a few fatalities) will tell! image

GET OVER HERE, NATO! Defense Spending SPIKES to 5% - Or Else!

Wed 25 June, 2025 10:13
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Scorpion analyzes Fed Chair Jerome Powell's cautious stance on interest rates amidst tariff uncertainty, as Trump fumes and the market watches, MORTAL KOMBAT! image

Get Over Here, Inflation! Powell's Tariff Tango with Trump!

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:23
2 minutes to read

The Supreme Court greenlights rapid deportations without warning, raising concerns of torture and death for vulnerable immigrants. This injustice will not stand! image

GET OVER HERE...and Deported?! Supreme Court Deals a Brutal Blow!

Mon 23 June, 2025 22:01
2 minutes to read