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Scorpion reports on the latest trade talks between Japan and the US, filled with fiery opinions and ninja-level commentary. image

GET OVER HERE... and Read About Japan and US Trade Talks!

Sun 25 May, 2025 11:00
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Prime Minister Ishiba aims to strike a deal with the U.S. on tariffs by the G-7 summit, with shipbuilding cooperation on the horizon. Prepare yourself! image

Get Over Here! Japan and U.S. Trade Talks Heat Up Like Scorpion's Spear!

Sun 25 May, 2025 11:00
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Donald Trump's meme coin faces a price drop following an exclusive gala, raising eyebrows and sparking controversy in the crypto world and Capitol Hill. image

GET OVER HERE AND WITNESS: Trump's Meme Coin Gala Plunge!

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:54
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Falling crude prices threaten Big Oil's generous shareholder returns, leaving investors wondering if the good times will last. Prepare yourself! image

Get Over Here, Big Oil! Shareholder Payouts on Thin Ice?

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:29
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Faye Iosotaluno exits Tinder as Match Group seeks to reignite user engagement. Is this a flawless victory or just the beginning of a brutal tournament? image

Tinder's CEO Steps Down: Get Over Here... to the Next Chapter!

Thu 22 May, 2025 19:20
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Scorpion reports on Hong Kong's latest move to regulate stablecoins, bringing order to the chaotic realm of cryptocurrency with a new licensing regime. image

GET OVER HERE, STABLECOINS! Hong Kong's New Law Chains Digital Assets

Thu 22 May, 2025 11:14
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LVMH's CEO, Bernard Arnault, urges the EU to be more flexible with Trump's trade demands or FEEL MY WRATH! image

GET OVER HERE...And Settle This Trade War!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:56
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Despite a slight sales hiccup, Lowe's maintains its full-year forecast, proving that even in the face of housing market headwinds, some businesses... endure. image

Lowe's Stands Firm, Scorpion Approves (Maybe): A Fiery First Quarter Report

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:21
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Scorpion reports on the fiery partnership between Warby Parker and Google to forge smart glasses, sparking a stock surge and a challenge to Meta's dominance. It is a battle for supremacy, mortals! image

GET OVER HERE! Warby Parker Stocks Soar After Google's Smart Glasses Gambit!

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:17
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A Chinese baby product company, Bc Babycare, dares to challenge the US market, trade wars be damned, promising rapid growth and a baby carrier battle for Amazon supremacy. Foolish mortals, prepare! image

GET OVER HERE! Chinese Babycare Invades US Market Amidst Trade Wars!

Tue 20 May, 2025 08:30
3 minutes to read