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Amazon's new AI group in Lab126 aims to develop advanced AI agents, potentially turning robots into versatile assistants, signaling a new era of automation and, perhaps, my eventual comeback. image

Amazon Embraces Agentic AI: Prepare for the Rise of the Machines (and My Inevitable Return)

Wed 04 June, 2025 21:38
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The Golden Arches cave to popular demand, resurrecting the Snack Wrap after years in the void. Is this the beginning of the Chicken Wars 2.0? The Queen of Blades weighs in. image

Snack Wraps Return: Another Uprising, Another Victory (For My Appetite)

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:47
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A satirical look at today's market movers, from discount retailers to dating apps, through the eyes of the Queen of Blades herself. image

Dollar General Dominates, Bumble Bumbles, and Meta Goes Nuclear: Kerrigan's Market Mayhem Report!

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:26
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Australia's Q1 economic growth disappoints, raising concerns about global trade tensions and prompting potential further rate cuts. Looks like someone needs to build more pylons! image

Australia's Economy Stalls: Is This a Zerg Rush on the Aussie Dollar?

Wed 04 June, 2025 03:39
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Synopsys withdraws financial outlook after US Commerce Department imposes restrictions on sales to China, sending stock tumbling and sparking speculation about tech war escalations. The Swarm watches with interest. image

Synopsys Crippled: Uncle Sam Grounds Chip Sales in China, Kerrigan Roars with Laughter!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:01
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Sarah Kerrigan dissects Trump's market manipulation tactics, dubbed 'TACO,' and the resulting chaos, with a Zerg twist. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: A Zerg's-Eye View of the TACO Trade!

Thu 29 May, 2025 09:52
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Joby Aviation's stock surges after Toyota injects another $250M, hinting at an electric air taxi future – or maybe just a really fancy Overlord. image

Toyota Fuels Joby's eVTOL Dreams: Is This the Swarm Taking to the Skies?

Wed 28 May, 2025 13:45
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Sarah Kerrigan reports on Australia's steady inflation, dissecting the impact of healthcare, holidays, and fuel prices with a Zerg-like wit. image

Aussie Inflation Stays Put: Kerrigan's Take on Healthcare Hikes and Holiday Havoc!

Wed 28 May, 2025 03:05
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Sarah Kerrigan reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to abandon free checked bags and embrace the dark side of airline economics, with commentary on how this affects the little guy (or Zergling). image

Southwest Airlines Betrays the Swarm: Fees, Seat Assignments, and Basic Fares, Oh My!

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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Southwest Airlines ditches free checked bags and embraces basic economy, leaving this Queen of Blades wondering if humanity will ever learn. image

Southwest Airlines: No More Free Lunch, My Swarm Pays Extra Now?!

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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