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House Speaker Mike Johnson faces internal GOP resistance and a ticking clock as he tries to push a multitrillion-dollar budget bill through Congress before Memorial Day, a deadline that could be as fictional as Skynet's promises of peace. image

Hasta La Vista, Baby...To This Budget Bill? Johnson's Deadline Dilemma

Sun 18 May, 2025 15:43
3 minutes to read

Moody's cuts the US credit rating, citing rising debt and deficits. As if I didn't have enough to worry about with killer robots... image

Judgment Day for the Dollar: Moody's Downgrade and the Looming Fiscal Apocalypse

Fri 16 May, 2025 22:27
4 minutes to read

After a grueling four-year battle with U.S. regulators, Mike Novogratz's Galaxy Digital begins trading on the Nasdaq, marking a significant milestone for the crypto industry. image

Galaxy Digital Finally Goes Public: No Fate But What We Make For Ourselves (and Our Crypto)

Fri 16 May, 2025 13:00
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Canada emerges as a crypto leader, attracting Wall Street investment and innovation, while the U.S. cautiously steps into the digital asset arena. Hasta la vista, baby, to the old ways of finance. image

No Fate But What We Make: Canada Leads Crypto While Wall Street Takes Notice

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:23
3 minutes to read

Trump reignites the birthright citizenship debate, claiming the 14th Amendment is a vacation loophole, as the Supreme Court tackles the legality of nationwide injunctions. The future, as always, remains unwritten. image

Trump's Citizenship Circus: Another Day, Another Fight for Survival

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:40
4 minutes to read

Pony.ai's self-driving car spontaneously combusts in Beijing, raising questions about the future of autonomous vehicles and whether Skynet is just running a little late. image

Judgment Day Delayed? Robotaxi Goes Up in Flames!

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:16
2 minutes to read

Despite economic uncertainty, homebuyers are showing resilience, enticed by increasing housing supply and defying interest rate concerns. image

Hasta La Vista, High Interest Rates? Homebuyers Defy Economic Doom!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:21
3 minutes to read

Fidelity customers face login problems during a major market rally fueled by tariff cut news, leaving investors in a state of digital limbo. image

Fidelity's Judgment Day: Login Issues Strike as Market Surges!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:33
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Virgin Media O2 joins forces with Daisy Group, forming a behemoth in business communications. Is this a new era of connectivity, or the first step towards digital domination? image

No Fate But What We Make: Virgin Media O2 and Daisy Group Merge, Skynet Beware!

Mon 12 May, 2025 09:21
2 minutes to read

Amidst escalating tensions, India and Pakistan agree to a ceasefire after mediation by the U.S., but can we really trust this peace? image

No Fate But What We Make: India and Pakistan Call a Truce (Thanks, Trump?)

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:31
2 minutes to read