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Rick Sanchez breaks down how Trump's tariffs and OPEC's moves are turning the oil market into a toxic wasteland, and why you should probably just ignore it and invent something. image

Is Trump Tanking the Oil Market? Time to Dimensionally Shift!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:23
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Rick Sanchez breaks down the Trump administration's wonky view of 'reciprocity' in trade, and why it's got everyone from CEOs to defense contractors sweating bullets. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums! Is the Global Economy About to Get Schwifty?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 06:30
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Rick Sanchez gives his utterly unbiased and totally sober take on Jim Cramer's Wall Street wisdom amidst Trump's tariff turmoil. Spoiler alert: things might get schwifty. image

Jim Cramer Says Hold On Tight! Are We Screwed?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:12
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White House Economic Council Denies Trump's Intentional Market Crash Amidst Social Media Buzz and Tariff Fallout. Reality is broken, Morty! image

Is Trump Intentionally Crashing the Stock Market!?! Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub, That's the Question!

Sun 06 April, 2025 18:57
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down the U.S.-China trade war, because someone has to, and Morty's too busy playing Roy: A Life Well Lived. image

Is This the End of the World Economy As We Know It!?

Sat 05 April, 2025 10:19
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects the FCC's investigation into Comcast and NBCUniversal's DEI initiatives, blending cynicism, humor, and a dash of interdimensional perspective. image

FCC Cracks Down on Woke Comcast! Is Your Streaming Next?!

Thu 13 February, 2025 13:17
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Rick Sanchez dissects AstraZeneca's $2.5 billion investment in Beijing, dodging import duty drama and pondering the future of global pharma domination. Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! image

AstraZeneca Dumps Galactic Cash into China! Is This the End of American Pharmaceutical Supremacy?

Fri 21 March, 2025 13:06
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Rick Sanchez breaks down Jerome Powell's speech, Trump's tariffs, and the impending economic doom with his signature blend of cynicism and scientific insight. Get schwifty, folks, it's about to get real. image

Jerome Powell Just Said WHAT About Trump's Tariffs!?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 16:08
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QVC is diving headfirst into the chaotic world of TikTok live shopping in a desperate attempt to not become irrelevant, betting that social media is the key to reviving their dinosaur business. Get Schwifty! image

QVC Jumps into TikTok Madness! Will it Wubba Lubba Dub Dub or Just Wubba Lubba Die Die?

Wed 02 April, 2025 12:14
2 minutes to read

China's leading the charge in flying taxis, leaving the US playing catch-up. Get ready for a low-altitude economy, Morty! image

Flying Cars in China! Get Schwifty or Get Left Behind!

Fri 04 April, 2025 06:24
3 minutes to read