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Even if Trump chills with the tariffs, this hedge-fund billionaire reckons we're heading for new stock market lows. Time to invest in portal fluid, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Paul Tudor Jones Says Stock Market's About to Get Schwifty!

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:26
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Rick Sanchez breaks down the Trump administration's move to freeze research grants to Harvard, citing concerns over antisemitism, diversity policies, and a lack of conservative faculty. Get your Szechuan sauce ready, folks, because this is gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Harvard Gets Schwifty: Trump Admin Freezes Billions in Funding Over 'Academic Excellence,' or Whatever

Tue 06 May, 2025 00:13
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Old Man Trump wants to slap a 100% tariff on movies filmed overseas, and Wall Street's having a panic attack. Time to grab your portal gun and bail! image

Get Schwifty With Tariffs! Trump's Movie Tax Could Make Your Head Explode (In a Bad Way)

Mon 05 May, 2025 14:46
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OPEC+ floods the market, oil prices crash, and I, Rick Sanchez, explain why it's all just a big, cosmic joke. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil Prices Plunge Like Morty's Confidence!

Sun 04 May, 2025 22:17
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down how Trump-era tariffs on Chinese imports are impacting the bridal industry, potentially making wedding dresses even more expensive, and forcing businesses to adapt or die. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Tariffs Are Screwing Over Your Wedding, Morty!

Sat 03 May, 2025 12:00
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Rick Sanchez dissects Block's (formerly Square) stock meltdown, Cash App struggles, and wonders if Jack Dorsey is just messing with everyone. Spoiler alert: He probably is. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Block's Stock Plummets Faster Than My Sanity After a Morty Adventure!

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:25
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Apple CEO Tim Cook tries to outsmart Trump's tariffs, but investors are still feeling schwifty. I'm talking 'bout you, Jerry! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Apple's Tariff Troubles and Tim Cook's Pocket Dimension Maneuvers

Fri 02 May, 2025 01:01
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects Amazon's surprisingly okay earnings report, soft guidance, and the general existential dread of late-stage capitalism. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! image

Amazon's Q1: More Like Amazon't, Am I Right?

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:26
2 minutes to read

Mercedes-Benz is sidestepping those pesky Trump tariffs by building a new car in Alabama, proving that even corporations can be schwifty. image

Mercedes Dodges Trump's Tariffs Like I Dodge Responsibility Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:01
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Mercedes-Benz, in a move that's totally not because of Trump's tariffs (burp), is adding a new vehicle production line to its Alabama plant. Because, you know, 'local-for-local' and stuff. Totally organic, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Mercedes Bends the Knee to Trump's Tariff Shenanigans!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:01
2 minutes to read