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Major reinsurers Munich Re and Hannover Re take a $1.9 billion hit from Los Angeles wildfire claims, proving even interdimensional corporations can't escape climate change. Schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! LA Wildfires Torch Reinsurance Profits, Leaving Munich Re and Hannover Re Singed!

Tue 13 May, 2025 12:17
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down SoftBank's latest financial fiascos, from ByteDance bounces to AI ambition implosions, with a healthy dose of cynicism and portal gun practicality. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Debt! SoftBank's Vision Fund Takes a Schwifty Dip!

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:17
2 minutes to read

Sources say Trump is considering accepting a Boeing 747-8 from Qatar to use as Air Force One, sparking controversy and raising legal and ethical questions, because apparently, everything has to be weird now. image

Trump's New Ride: A Qatar-Sized Reality Check (Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!)

Mon 12 May, 2025 15:45
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Amidst market chaos and tariff tantrums, some corporate big-shots are scooping up shares of companies like Wynn Resorts and Occidental Petroleum. Are they geniuses, or just playing the cosmic stock market game? image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Insiders Are Buying Stocks (And Maybe They Know Something We Don't, Or Maybe They're Just Drunk)

Sun 11 May, 2025 10:45
3 minutes to read

Rick breaks down the latest market news with his signature blend of cynicism, humor, and a healthy dose of 'screw it all'. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Stocks, Tariffs, and AI: Rick's Guide to Surviving Another Friday

Fri 09 May, 2025 13:04
2 minutes to read

President Trump considers Fox News host Jeanine Pirro for interim U.S. Attorney after dropping Ed Martin's nomination, raising eyebrows and existential questions about the space-time continuum of political appointments. image

Trump Mulls Jeanine Pirro for DC Attorney: Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub, That's Some Serious Cronyism!

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:51
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down why RBC thinks Mosaic's phosphate and potash game might be about to go interdimensional, despite what those Jerry analysts say. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Is Mosaic Stock About to Get Schwifty?

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:22
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down the Federal Reserve's latest snooze-fest, revealing how they're just as clueless as the rest of us, waiting for Trump's trade deals to either save us or send us spiraling into another dimension of economic doom. image

Jerome Powell's Waiting Game: Is the Fed Stuck in a Cromulan Dimension of Uncertainty?

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:11
2 minutes to read

Anjali Sud, from Vimeo to Tubi, shares her secrets on leadership, innovation, and why sleep is the ultimate life hack. Get Schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! This CEO's Got More Than Just Super Bowl Streaming Figured Out!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:07
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down Super Micro's disappointing financial guidance, tariffs, and why you shouldn't panic (probably). image

Super Micro's Stumble: More Like Super Mild Hiccup, According to This Rick-tatorship

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:58
2 minutes to read