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Dayu Dara Permata, CEO of Pinhome, bootstrapped her way from a garage to $75M by embracing failure, because let's face it, existence is pain! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Indonesian Startup Pinhome Proves Failing Fast is the Only Way to Not Get Schwifty!

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:44
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Rick breaks down the FDA's new Covid-19 vaccine booster guidelines: stricter standards for healthy folks, and maybe, just maybe, a hint of sanity in this crazy universe. image

FDA Gets Schwifty: New Booster Rules, Because Apparently, Science Matters (burp)

Tue 20 May, 2025 15:42
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Despite CEO Jamie Dimon's vehement skepticism, JPMorgan Chase is now letting clients buy Bitcoin, signaling a monumental shift towards mainstream acceptance of the digital currency. image

JPMorgan Caves: Dimon's Pet Rock Gets a Seat at the Table (Whether He Likes It or Not!)

Mon 19 May, 2025 21:22
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Moody's finally hopped off the Aaa bandwagon, downgrading the US credit rating. Turns out, endless debt and fiscal shenanigans have consequences. Who knew? (Spoiler: I did.) image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Debt! Moody's Downgrades US Credit Rating (And Nobody Cares... Kinda)

Mon 19 May, 2025 12:05
3 minutes to read

New Jersey train engineers are striking for a fair deal, leaving commuters stranded and politicians squawking. Negotiations are ongoing, but will they reach a resolution before reality collapses in on itself? image

NJ Transit Strike: Get Schwifty or Get Stuck, Commuters!

Sat 17 May, 2025 19:13
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Rick Sanchez here, chronicling Galaxy Digital's perilous journey from Toronto to Nasdaq, a tale of regulatory nightmares, AI dreams, and enough crypto to make your head spin (not recommended). image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Galaxy Digital Finally Escapes Regulatory Purgatory and Lands on Nasdaq!

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:52
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Microsoft's offering to unbundle Teams from Office 365 to appease European regulators – because apparently, even galactic empires have to play nice with bureaucracy. image

Microsoft Teams Gets the Boot? Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub, It's a Divorce!

Fri 16 May, 2025 10:22
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez analyzes Alibaba's disappointing Q4 earnings, complete with AI ambitions, macroeconomic headaches, and enough existential dread to fill a portal gun. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Alibaba's Earnings Report is Officially Screwed!

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:27
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Rick Sanchez dissects the oil market chaos as a potential U.S.-Iran nuclear deal sends prices spiraling downward. Expect the unexpected, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil Prices Plunge as Trump Negotiates Another 'Deal' with Iran

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:00
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Rick Sanchez dissects AMD's $6 billion share buyback, Saudi AI deal, and what it all means for your pathetic little portfolio. image

AMD's Galactic Share Grab: Rick Sanchez Explains Why It's More Than Just Pocket Change

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:07
3 minutes to read