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Rick Sanchez breaks down how Trump-era tariffs on Chinese imports are impacting the bridal industry, potentially making wedding dresses even more expensive, and forcing businesses to adapt or die. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Tariffs Are Screwing Over Your Wedding, Morty!

Sat 03 May, 2025 12:00
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Rick Sanchez dissects Block's (formerly Square) stock meltdown, Cash App struggles, and wonders if Jack Dorsey is just messing with everyone. Spoiler alert: He probably is. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Block's Stock Plummets Faster Than My Sanity After a Morty Adventure!

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:25
3 minutes to read

Apple CEO Tim Cook tries to outsmart Trump's tariffs, but investors are still feeling schwifty. I'm talking 'bout you, Jerry! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Apple's Tariff Troubles and Tim Cook's Pocket Dimension Maneuvers

Fri 02 May, 2025 01:01
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects Amazon's surprisingly okay earnings report, soft guidance, and the general existential dread of late-stage capitalism. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! image

Amazon's Q1: More Like Amazon't, Am I Right?

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:26
2 minutes to read

Mercedes-Benz is sidestepping those pesky Trump tariffs by building a new car in Alabama, proving that even corporations can be schwifty. image

Mercedes Dodges Trump's Tariffs Like I Dodge Responsibility Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:01
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Mercedes-Benz, in a move that's totally not because of Trump's tariffs (burp), is adding a new vehicle production line to its Alabama plant. Because, you know, 'local-for-local' and stuff. Totally organic, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Mercedes Bends the Knee to Trump's Tariff Shenanigans!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:01
2 minutes to read

Japan's Central Bank plays it cool, holding rates steady amidst Trump's tariff tantrums and a wobbly global economy. Prepare for potential economic shenanigans! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Japan's Economy Dodges Trump Tariffs (For Now)

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:49
3 minutes to read

Snap Inc. withholds Q2 guidance, citing 'uncertain macroeconomic environment,' leading to a stock plunge and broader social media market jitters. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! image

Snap's Stock Tanks: Macro Economics or Just Bad Snaps?

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:59
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down Germany's slightly-better-than-terrible inflation and economic stagnation with a side of interdimensional cynicism. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Debt! Germany's Economy Still Needs Schwifty Moves

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:18
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down the Waymo-Toyota partnership, because who better to comment on the impending robot takeover than a guy who's seen it all? image

Waymo and Toyota Team Up: Is This the Robot Apocalypse We've Been Waiting For?

Wed 30 April, 2025 00:04
3 minutes to read