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Rick breaks down Wall Street's VIX drop, Trump's tariff shenanigans, and why patience is key for you Morty's who wanna get rich. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Debt! Fear Gauge Plummets, Leaving Wall Street Schmucks Confused

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:14
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Rick Sanchez dissects the recent love-fest between Nvidia's CEO and the UK, questioning the hype around AI and the desperation of countries to get a piece of the Huang. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Rick Sanchez Reacts to Nvidia's Jensen Huang Calling the UK the 'Envy of the World'!

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:03
3 minutes to read

Procter & Gamble slashes 7,000 jobs amidst tariff woes, proving once again that reality is worse than even my worst interdimensional cable shows. image

P&G's Layoffpalooza: 7,000 Jobs Vaporized Thanks to Trump's Tariff Tantrums

Thu 05 June, 2025 18:12
2 minutes to read

Brown-Forman's earnings went south faster than Morty trying to understand quantum physics, thanks to tariffs, weak sales, and the general crappiness of the universe. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Jack Daniel's Stock Tanks Harder Than I Do After a Bender

Thu 05 June, 2025 15:38
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects Donald Trump's USD1 stablecoin flop, revealing a speculative bubble thinner than Morty's understanding of quantum physics. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dollar: Trump's Stablecoin Tanks Harder Than My Last Relationship!

Tue 03 June, 2025 19:39
3 minutes to read

According to some Congressman named Ro Khanna, kicking out international students is like shooting the US economy in the squanch. Apparently, they're good for more than just cheap labor... or something. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trump's Visa Shenanigans Could Screw Over Silicon Valley, Says Some Guy

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:31
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Costco beats expectations with an 8% sales jump, proving even in this dimension, bulk buying is king. Tariffs? Eh, they'll figure it out. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Costco's Earning's Are Schwifty!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:20
2 minutes to read

A new index ranks global cities by happiness, with Copenhagen taking the top spot, while the US scores respectably. Rick analyzes if it's worth caring about in the grand scheme of the multiverse. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Copenhagen Crowned Happiest City, But Should We Really Give a Schmeckle?

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:00
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez reports on Meta AI's milestone, potential monetization schemes, and shareholder squabbles, all while lamenting his missing interdimensional travel device. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Zuckerberg's AI Hits a Billion Users (And I Still Can't Find My Damn Portal Gun)

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:12
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The U.S. and UAE are teaming up in a multi-billion dollar AI alliance, aiming to outpace China and establish themselves as global AI leaders. Get schwifty, get smart! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! US and UAE are Gettin' Schwifty with AI Domination

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:16
3 minutes to read