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Rick breaks down the latest market news with his signature blend of cynicism, humor, and a healthy dose of 'screw it all'. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Stocks, Tariffs, and AI: Rick's Guide to Surviving Another Friday

Fri 09 May, 2025 13:04
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President Trump considers Fox News host Jeanine Pirro for interim U.S. Attorney after dropping Ed Martin's nomination, raising eyebrows and existential questions about the space-time continuum of political appointments. image

Trump Mulls Jeanine Pirro for DC Attorney: Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub, That's Some Serious Cronyism!

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:51
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Rick Sanchez breaks down why RBC thinks Mosaic's phosphate and potash game might be about to go interdimensional, despite what those Jerry analysts say. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Is Mosaic Stock About to Get Schwifty?

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:22
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Rick Sanchez breaks down the Federal Reserve's latest snooze-fest, revealing how they're just as clueless as the rest of us, waiting for Trump's trade deals to either save us or send us spiraling into another dimension of economic doom. image

Jerome Powell's Waiting Game: Is the Fed Stuck in a Cromulan Dimension of Uncertainty?

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:11
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Anjali Sud, from Vimeo to Tubi, shares her secrets on leadership, innovation, and why sleep is the ultimate life hack. Get Schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! This CEO's Got More Than Just Super Bowl Streaming Figured Out!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:07
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down Super Micro's disappointing financial guidance, tariffs, and why you shouldn't panic (probably). image

Super Micro's Stumble: More Like Super Mild Hiccup, According to This Rick-tatorship

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:58
2 minutes to read

Even if Trump chills with the tariffs, this hedge-fund billionaire reckons we're heading for new stock market lows. Time to invest in portal fluid, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Paul Tudor Jones Says Stock Market's About to Get Schwifty!

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:26
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down the Trump administration's move to freeze research grants to Harvard, citing concerns over antisemitism, diversity policies, and a lack of conservative faculty. Get your Szechuan sauce ready, folks, because this is gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Harvard Gets Schwifty: Trump Admin Freezes Billions in Funding Over 'Academic Excellence,' or Whatever

Tue 06 May, 2025 00:13
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Old Man Trump wants to slap a 100% tariff on movies filmed overseas, and Wall Street's having a panic attack. Time to grab your portal gun and bail! image

Get Schwifty With Tariffs! Trump's Movie Tax Could Make Your Head Explode (In a Bad Way)

Mon 05 May, 2025 14:46
3 minutes to read

OPEC+ floods the market, oil prices crash, and I, Rick Sanchez, explain why it's all just a big, cosmic joke. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil Prices Plunge Like Morty's Confidence!

Sun 04 May, 2025 22:17
2 minutes to read