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Shipowners are side-eyeing the Strait of Hormuz harder than Morty at a Cronenberg convention, thanks to the Israel-Iran slap fight. Freight rates are up, caution is advised, and I'm just here for the Szechuan sauce. image

Strait Up Nuts: Shipping Industry Getting Schwifty with Hormuz Chaos!

Tue 17 June, 2025 06:24
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Despite escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, oil prices surprisingly stabilized, leading to a temporary pause in the recent surge. Looks like someone remembered to pack their portal fluid! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil Prices Take a Schwifty Dip Amidst Interdimensional Conflict!

Mon 16 June, 2025 13:51
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Rick Sanchez here, breaking down how a little spat between Israel and Iran is making your gas prices about to reach astronomical levels. Prepare for 'the squanch' to hit the fan, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil Prices Go BOOM Thanks to Interdimensional... I Mean, Middle Eastern Mayhem!

Sun 15 June, 2025 22:24
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Rick Sanchez breaks down the dangers of 'credit cycling,' a risky financial maneuver that could get your credit card canceled and your credit score schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Credit Cycling is a No-Go, Says This Rick (and Some Nerdy Experts)

Sat 14 June, 2025 10:30
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Oil prices spiked after Israel's attack on Iran, but analysts say it's just a blip on the interdimensional radar unless things get really schwifty in the Middle East. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil Prices Go on a Rick-Venture Thanks to Israel and Iran

Fri 13 June, 2025 15:06
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Analysts predict oil prices could skyrocket to over $100 a barrel if tensions between Iran and Israel escalate. Get ready to feel it in your Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil's About to Get Schwifty Thanks to a Potential Iran-Israel Dust-Up!

Thu 12 June, 2025 23:14
3 minutes to read

Air India Flight 171 crashes shortly after takeoff, leaving no apparent survivors. Rick gives his totally unbiased, slightly drunk take on the whole mess. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Dreamliner Down in India: A Rick Sanchez Breakdown

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:18
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Rick Sanchez breaks down Chime's IPO, questioning if it's a Morty-level mistake or a genius move in the post-fintech-apocalypse landscape. Spoiler alert: he's probably right. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Chime's IPO: More Like Chump Change... Or Is It?

Wed 11 June, 2025 22:58
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down Meta's new V-JEPA 2 AI 'world model' that tries to understand the universe, just like Rick, but probably fails harder. image

Meta's New AI: Because Reality Wasn't Messed Up Enough Already, Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!

Wed 11 June, 2025 14:17
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In a shocking turn of events, the U.S. and China are seemingly playing nice, reaching a 'framework' agreement on trade that might actually stick – unless someone gets schwifty and screws it all up. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! US and China Apparently Hugging It Out Over Trade (For Now)

Wed 11 June, 2025 00:26
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