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Rick Sanchez dissects Trump's Twitter rant about Iran, nukes, and Medvedev, because apparently, I have nothing better to do. image

Trump's Nuclear Shenanigans: Is This Reality or Just a Bad Episode of Ball Fondlers?

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:16
2 minutes to read

Antonio Filosa takes the reins at Stellantis, hoping to channel the spirit of Sergio Marchionne and not totally botch the car company equivalent of a Meeseeks box. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! New Stellantis CEO Tries Not to Screw Everything Up!

Mon 23 June, 2025 10:00
4 minutes to read

According to Vice President JD Vance, the US is just having a *spirited discussion* with Iran's nuclear aspirations, not, like, an actual war. Get Schwifty! image

JD Vance Says US Ain't Beefing with Iran, Just Their Shiny Boom-Boom Button

Sun 22 June, 2025 13:58
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China's property market is facing a demographic disaster, with a shrinking population exacerbating the existing real estate slump. Looks like someone didn't learn from the Cromulons, huh? image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub, China's Real Estate in Deep Doo-Doo!

Sat 21 June, 2025 06:09
4 minutes to read

Top diplomats scramble for last-minute talks as the US weighs military action against Iran, because apparently, nobody learned anything from the last several millennia of geopolitics. Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! image

Diplomacy? More Like Desperate Danicing: Rick Sanchez's Take on the Impending Iran-Israel-US Clusterf*ck

Fri 20 June, 2025 11:47
4 minutes to read

Uncle Rick breaks down the latest UBS report on global wealth, revealing that the U.S. is still the king of the capitalist hill... for now. Prepare for economic squanching! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! America Drowning in Millionaires (and Soon, Probably, Space Squids)

Thu 19 June, 2025 12:23
3 minutes to read

Senate proposes a tax break on auto loan interest for new cars, leaving used car buyers in the cosmic dust and potentially enriching the rich at the expense of the poor! image

Senate's New Car Tax Break: Get Schwifty with Subsidies (But Only If You're Rich Enough!)

Wed 18 June, 2025 17:33
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects Ram's new 10-year/100,000-mile warranty: Is it a genius move or just another Blips and Chitz gamble? image

Ram Trucks Goes Full 'Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!' with Insane Warranty

Wed 18 June, 2025 04:01
4 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down Reddit's new AI-powered advertising tools, because apparently even genius scientists have to pay attention to this crap. image

Reddit's AI Ads: Authenticity or Just Another Glitch in the Simulation?

Tue 17 June, 2025 15:57
3 minutes to read

Shipowners are getting the heebie-jeebies about the Israel-Iran spat, turning the Strait of Hormuz into a 'no-go' zone. Looks like someone needs a portal gun to escape this mess! image

Strait of Hormuz? More Like Strait of Horrors! (Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!)

Tue 17 June, 2025 06:24
3 minutes to read