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New Jersey train engineers are striking for a fair deal, leaving commuters stranded and politicians squawking. Negotiations are ongoing, but will they reach a resolution before reality collapses in on itself? image

NJ Transit Strike: Get Schwifty or Get Stuck, Commuters!

Sat 17 May, 2025 19:13
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Rick Sanchez here, chronicling Galaxy Digital's perilous journey from Toronto to Nasdaq, a tale of regulatory nightmares, AI dreams, and enough crypto to make your head spin (not recommended). image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Galaxy Digital Finally Escapes Regulatory Purgatory and Lands on Nasdaq!

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:52
3 minutes to read

Microsoft's offering to unbundle Teams from Office 365 to appease European regulators – because apparently, even galactic empires have to play nice with bureaucracy. image

Microsoft Teams Gets the Boot? Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub, It's a Divorce!

Fri 16 May, 2025 10:22
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez analyzes Alibaba's disappointing Q4 earnings, complete with AI ambitions, macroeconomic headaches, and enough existential dread to fill a portal gun. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Alibaba's Earnings Report is Officially Screwed!

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:27
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects the oil market chaos as a potential U.S.-Iran nuclear deal sends prices spiraling downward. Expect the unexpected, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil Prices Plunge as Trump Negotiates Another 'Deal' with Iran

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:00
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects AMD's $6 billion share buyback, Saudi AI deal, and what it all means for your pathetic little portfolio. image

AMD's Galactic Share Grab: Rick Sanchez Explains Why It's More Than Just Pocket Change

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:07
3 minutes to read

Major reinsurers Munich Re and Hannover Re take a $1.9 billion hit from Los Angeles wildfire claims, proving even interdimensional corporations can't escape climate change. Schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! LA Wildfires Torch Reinsurance Profits, Leaving Munich Re and Hannover Re Singed!

Tue 13 May, 2025 12:17
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down SoftBank's latest financial fiascos, from ByteDance bounces to AI ambition implosions, with a healthy dose of cynicism and portal gun practicality. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Debt! SoftBank's Vision Fund Takes a Schwifty Dip!

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:17
2 minutes to read

Sources say Trump is considering accepting a Boeing 747-8 from Qatar to use as Air Force One, sparking controversy and raising legal and ethical questions, because apparently, everything has to be weird now. image

Trump's New Ride: A Qatar-Sized Reality Check (Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!)

Mon 12 May, 2025 15:45
3 minutes to read

Amidst market chaos and tariff tantrums, some corporate big-shots are scooping up shares of companies like Wynn Resorts and Occidental Petroleum. Are they geniuses, or just playing the cosmic stock market game? image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Insiders Are Buying Stocks (And Maybe They Know Something We Don't, Or Maybe They're Just Drunk)

Sun 11 May, 2025 10:45
3 minutes to read