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Mark Zuckerberg is diving headfirst into the superintelligence game with Meta Superintelligence Labs (MSL), hiring top talent from OpenAI and Google to build the next generation of AI models. Prepare for the unexpected, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Zuck's Building a Superintelligence Lab? Sounds Like a Portal to Trouble!

Mon 30 June, 2025 22:20
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Google's partnering with Commonwealth Fusion Systems to buy clean fusion power, aiming to power 150,000 homes by the early 2030s. Because apparently, they're not just about selling our data anymore. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Google Bets Big on Fusion Power (Finally, Something Useful!)

Mon 30 June, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects Tesla's first 'fully autonomous' car delivery, questioning everything from safety to Musk's sanity, all while pondering the existential dread of robotaxis. image

Elon's Robo-Ride: Tesla Delivers Driverless Dreams (and Maybe Some Nightmares) in Texas

Sat 28 June, 2025 20:51
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Rick Sanchez dissects the quantum computing hype, from Google's 'benchmarks' to the looming threat of China cracking our digital secrets. Spoiler: It's still mostly for nerds. image

Quantum Computing: From Useless to Universe-Ending (Maybe)

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Crane collapses at SpaceX's Starbase, triggering an OSHA probe and raising questions about safety, government contracts, and Musk's grand Martian dreams. Prepare for existential dread! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! SpaceX Crane Goes Kaput, OSHA Investigates (And I'm Totally Not Surprised)

Thu 26 June, 2025 23:54
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Rick Sanchez dissects why, despite underperforming, the US stock market remains a compelling, albeit slightly less exceptional, investment destination in a world of questionable alternatives. Because sometimes, you just gotta hold your nose and pick the least stinky option. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Debt! US Stock Market: Still the Cleanest Dirty Shirt in the Multiverse?

Thu 26 June, 2025 16:10
3 minutes to read

According to some guy named Cramer, these are the sectors to either stuff your pockets with or run away from screaming. Spoiler: it's all kinda arbitrary. image

Cramer's Investing Crystal Ball: Five Stocks to Ride (and Five to Ditch) – Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!

Wed 25 June, 2025 23:34
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Crude oil futures bounce back slightly after a n-n-near world-ending Iran-Israel spat and Trump's 'genius' ceasefire. Y-you gotta love the geopolitical circus, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oil Prices Do a Rick-Roll (Almost Blew Up the Planet Though)

Wed 25 June, 2025 13:18
2 minutes to read

Trump's trade war with China triggers a cargo blitz at Los Angeles and Long Beach ports as importers scramble to beat tariff deadlines. Are we gonna need more Szechuan sauce for this? image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trade War Cargo Dump: The Ports Are Screaming!

Tue 24 June, 2025 19:36
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Digital Asset scores $135 million from Wall Street big shots, proving even they can't resist the allure of digital funny money. Prepare for the singularity, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Crypto Gets Schmeckles from the Man!

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:59
3 minutes to read