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Despite growing tensions between the US and both the EU and China, analysts doubt a quick alliance between the EU and China due to economic competition and fundamental differences, but some shifts in rhetoric and potential for closer ties are emerging. image

EU and China: Are They Really Gonna Be Besties?! Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!

Fri 11 April, 2025 10:15
3 minutes to read

Apple's stock takes a nosedive amidst Trump's tariff tango with China, sparking fears of sky-high iPhone prices. Will you need to sell your soul for the next gadget? image

Apple Stock Plummets! Is Your iPhone About To Cost a Gazillion Schmeckles?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 18:18
2 minutes to read

Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson predicts Bitcoin could skyrocket to $250,000 by next year, fueled by tech giants and geopolitical chaos. Sounds like a Jerry-level fantasy, but let's dissect it. image

Bitcoin to $250k?! Is This Guy Rick Sanchez Drunk Again?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:01
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects the rising mortgage rates, potential Chinese financial warfare, and why your chances of owning a home are about to get schwifty. image

Mortgage Rates Screwed! Is China About to Ruin Your Dream Home?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez analyzes Piper Sandler's upgrade of Keurig Dr Pepper, pointing out the absurdity of market trends and the questionable taste of Gen Z. image

Keurig Dr Pepper?! More Like Keurig Dr. Winner! Analysts Are Drinking the Kool-Aid! (Or Is It Dr. Pepper?)

Wed 09 April, 2025 09:41
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down how Trump's tariffs and OPEC's moves are turning the oil market into a toxic wasteland, and why you should probably just ignore it and invent something. image

Is Trump Tanking the Oil Market? Time to Dimensionally Shift!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:23
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down the Trump administration's wonky view of 'reciprocity' in trade, and why it's got everyone from CEOs to defense contractors sweating bullets. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums! Is the Global Economy About to Get Schwifty?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 06:30
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez gives his utterly unbiased and totally sober take on Jim Cramer's Wall Street wisdom amidst Trump's tariff turmoil. Spoiler alert: things might get schwifty. image

Jim Cramer Says Hold On Tight! Are We Screwed?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:12
2 minutes to read

White House Economic Council Denies Trump's Intentional Market Crash Amidst Social Media Buzz and Tariff Fallout. Reality is broken, Morty! image

Is Trump Intentionally Crashing the Stock Market!?! Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub, That's the Question!

Sun 06 April, 2025 18:57
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down the U.S.-China trade war, because someone has to, and Morty's too busy playing Roy: A Life Well Lived. image

Is This the End of the World Economy As We Know It!?

Sat 05 April, 2025 10:19
3 minutes to read