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Pony.ai partners with Tencent Cloud to integrate robotaxi services into WeChat, potentially revolutionizing transportation for over a billion users... or at least delaying the inevitable heat death of the universe. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Pony.ai and Tencent Team Up to Unleash Robotaxis on WeChat

Fri 25 April, 2025 08:17
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Comcast's latest earnings report shows they're bleeding broadband customers despite exceeding revenue expectations. They're blaming it on, get this, *customer pain points*! Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! image

Comcast's Broadband Brain-Melt: Losing Customers Faster Than Morty Loses His Sanity!

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:36
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Rick Sanchez analyzes PepsiCo's mixed quarterly results, blaming everything on tariffs, economic volatility, and those damn cautious consumers. Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! image

PepsiCo Just Screwed the Pooch! Is Your Soda Habit About to Get Schwifty?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
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Rick Sanchez dissects the latest Federal Reserve report revealing how Trump's tariffs are squeezing businesses and potentially your Morty-level budget. image

Tariff Apocalypse! Is Your Wallet About to Get Schwifty?

Wed 23 April, 2025 19:28
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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent hints at a possible de-escalation of the trade war with China during a keynote address to the Institute of International Finance. image

Holy Schnitzel! Is This The End Of The Trade War?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 14:15
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The FDA is phasing out petroleum-based food dyes, potentially changing the colors and formulas of beloved snacks. Will your Flamin' Hots survive? image

Flamin' Hot Apocalypse! Are Your Favorite Snacks About to Get Healthy(ish)?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 21:16
4 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down how Trump's tariffs are hitting RTX and GE Aerospace, potentially making your next interdimensional flight a whole lot pricier. image

Tariffs are Screwing Everything Up Morty! Even Space Travel Is Gonna Cost More Now!

Tue 22 April, 2025 13:36
2 minutes to read

Wells Fargo reports Amazon is pausing data center leases amid economic uncertainty, echoing similar moves by Microsoft, raising questions about the future of AI expansion. image

Amazon and Microsoft Put the Brakes on Data Centers! Is the AI Party Over?

Mon 21 April, 2025 18:04
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Rick Sanchez breaks down how Trump's tariff shenanigans are messing with the stock market and potentially your pathetic little investments, with a healthy dose of cynicism and quantum uncertainty. image

Is Your Portfolio Screwed Thanks to Trump Tariffs?! (Spoiler: Maybe)

Sun 20 April, 2025 12:23
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Tesla is facing a class-action lawsuit for allegedly rigging odometers to void warranties faster. Looks like someone's been messing with the space-time continuum of car mileage, Morty! image

Tesla Speeding Up Odometers?! Get Schwifty With This Conspiracy!

Fri 18 April, 2025 08:06
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