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Japan's Central Bank plays it cool, holding rates steady amidst Trump's tariff tantrums and a wobbly global economy. Prepare for potential economic shenanigans! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Japan's Economy Dodges Trump Tariffs (For Now)

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:49
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Snap Inc. withholds Q2 guidance, citing 'uncertain macroeconomic environment,' leading to a stock plunge and broader social media market jitters. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! image

Snap's Stock Tanks: Macro Economics or Just Bad Snaps?

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:59
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down Germany's slightly-better-than-terrible inflation and economic stagnation with a side of interdimensional cynicism. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Debt! Germany's Economy Still Needs Schwifty Moves

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:18
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down the Waymo-Toyota partnership, because who better to comment on the impending robot takeover than a guy who's seen it all? image

Waymo and Toyota Team Up: Is This the Robot Apocalypse We've Been Waiting For?

Wed 30 April, 2025 00:04
3 minutes to read

Energy sector in turmoil as Trump's 'drill, baby, drill' mantra clashes with economic realities, leaving oil and gas companies feeling more uncertain than Morty at a Cronenberg family reunion. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trump's Oil Policies Have the Industry Screaming

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:43
2 minutes to read

Your favorite dimension-hopping grandpa breaks down the latest stock market shenanigans with a healthy dose of cynicism and a portal gun's worth of financial insight. Spoiler alert: nobody knows what they're doing. image

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! Rick's Guide to Wall Street's Wildest Calls (May 1st, 2024)

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:09
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez breaks down the Senate report accusing Elon Musk of exploiting his government influence to dodge billions in liabilities. Get schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Elon's Playing 4D Chess with Your Taxes (and Winning)

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:51
2 minutes to read

Meta's all-in on AI with LlamaCon and Meta AI, but Trump's tariffs and ROI questions are looming larger than a Cromulon's head. Time to get schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Zuck's AI Gambit, Trump's Tariffs, and the ROI Rick-ality

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:06
4 minutes to read

A massive explosion at an Iranian port, possibly linked to missile fuel, leaves casualties and raises questions of sabotage versus sheer dumb luck. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Iranian Port Goes Kaboom - Missile Fuel Mishap or Interdimensional Hijinks?

Sat 26 April, 2025 20:28
3 minutes to read

California's DMV proposes new regulations for self-driving vehicles, from robotaxis to driverless trucks, sparking debate and raising questions about Tesla's autonomous ambitions. image

California Screamin': DMV's New Self-Driving Rules Got Me Like 'Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!'

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:05
3 minutes to read