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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the U.K.'s AI copyright clash, where musicians fight to protect their work from greedy tech giants. image

Odin's Beard! Are the Gods of Tech Stealing Our Songs?

Mon 12 May, 2025 14:16
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European powers, with Trump's backing, demand a 30-day ceasefire in Ukraine, threatening Russia with severe sanctions if ignored. Will peace prevail, or will Valhalla await more warriors? image

Odin's Fury and a Thirty-Day Truce! Will Putin Dance to Europe's Tune or Face Ragnar's Wrath?

Sat 10 May, 2025 17:07
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Ragnar Lothbrok weighs in on Trump's flirtation with taxing the wealthy, finding humor and historical parallels in the political seas. image

Trump Considers Raiding the Rich: A Viking's Take on Modern Plunder!

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:51
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Tariffs on imported aluminum meant to revive US production backfire, raising consumer costs and benefitting rival nations, as Ragnar Lothbrok observes with a wry smile. image

By Odin's Beard! Trump's Metal Walls Bleed American Consumers Dry!

Fri 09 May, 2025 05:31
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Ragnar Lothbrok weighs in on the U.S. Federal Reserve's concerns over President Trump's tariffs and their potential impact on the American economy, trade deals, and tech industry. image

Ragnar Lothbrok's Take: Trump's Tariffs Threaten to Plunder US Economy!

Thu 08 May, 2025 06:47
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Even the Gods are stashing coin! The Federal Reserve chills, yields stay strong, and cash proves a worthy shield against market storms. But don't get too comfy, or you'll end up like King Aelle in a snake pit. image

Valhalla's Vault: Why Holding Cash is Now More Glorious Than Plundering England... Almost

Wed 07 May, 2025 19:03
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Friedrich Merz stumbles into power in Germany, facing economic woes and a divided kingdom. Can he unite the clans and bring prosperity, or will Valhalla claim him early? image

Odin's Beard! Is Germany's New King a Drunken Fool?

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:55
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Tesla's car sales plummet in key European markets as competition heats up and political winds shift, leaving Elon Musk's empire vulnerable. image

Odin's Beard! Tesla's European Reign Faces Ragnarok

Tue 06 May, 2025 17:04
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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes Doordash's bold acquisition of SevenRooms and Deliveroo, amidst mixed financial results. Is this the path to Valhalla, or just another day in the raiding life? image

Doordash Raids the Market Like a Viking Longship: Gold Found, Some Resistance

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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The Commodity Futures Trading Commission retreats from its battle against KalshiEx, leaving the door open for wagers on the fate of kings… err, politicians. Is this a boon for gamblers or a sign of Ragnarok for fair elections? image

Odin's Coin Toss: The CFTC Flips on Election Betting!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:55
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