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Worried about your college fund in these turbulent times? Fear not, future scholars! This guide, penned by Ragnar Lothbrok himself, offers sagely advice on navigating the market's whims and ensuring your longboat to knowledge remains afloat. image

Valhalla or Vocational School? Navigating the Market Storms with Your 529!

Sun 25 May, 2025 11:00
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Ragnar Lothbrok deciphers Intuit's soaring success, impressive growth, and AI ambitions, proving that even Vikings need to understand taxes. image

Intuit Conquers All: A Viking's Take on Taxes and Triumph

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:38
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the latest economic chaos as Trump's tariff threats against Europe and Apple send Wall Street into a frenzy, sparking recession fears and market volatility. image

Odin's Beard! Trump's Trade Tantrum Sends Markets Tumbling Faster Than a Viking Longship Down a Waterfall!

Fri 23 May, 2025 13:23
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American Airlines reports that travelers are avoiding Newark Airport due to recent disruptions, seeking refuge in LaGuardia, JFK, and Philadelphia. image

Odin's Lost Luggage: Newark Airport Plagued by Chaos, Travelers Flee!

Thu 22 May, 2025 19:22
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A Viking's take on how paused tariffs are failing to solve retail shortages and economic uncertainty, leaving traders in a sea of confusion. image

Tariffs and Treachery The Gods of Trade War Favour No One

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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House Republicans are battling over Trump's tax bill, threatening to delay its passage and send markets into turmoil. A true test of loyalty, courage and wit! image

Odin's Fury! Trump's Tax Bill Faces Ragnarok in the House!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:01
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House Republicans are battling over Trump's tax bill, and the markets are trembling like a thrall facing Floki's carpentry. image

By Odin's Beard! Trump's Tax Bill Stirs Up More Chaos Than a Viking Feast!

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:01
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The luxury parka maker braves economic storms, surprising the Seer with a strong quarter but hedging bets on future voyages. image

Canada Goose Flies High Like a Viking Longship Despite Uncertain Seas!

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:06
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While some sectors fear the icy grip of economic winter, others feast like Vikings, fueled by older spenders and a thirst for adventure. Are we heading for Valhalla or Brokehalla? Only the Gods (and CEOs) know. image

Valhalla or Brokehalla? Consumer Spending Faces Ragnarok!

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:15
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A Norseman's take on the economy: Homebuyers, car tariffs, and budget shopping trends. Are we feasting or fasting, shield brothers? image

Odin's Raven Reports: Are the Gods of Consumer Spending Angry or Just Thrifty?

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:15
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