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China's manufacturing sector struggles with contraction despite stimulus, facing trade wars and slugglish consumer demand. Will they plunder their way out, or face the wrath of the gods? image

China's Manufacturing in Turmoil! Is This the End of the Middle Kingdom's Mead Hall?

Mon 30 June, 2025 02:13
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The digital longship, Reddit, faces a cunning AI storm, but its warriors prepare for a data war, proving that even gods must adapt to survive. image

By Odin's Beard! Reddit Battles the AI Serpent!

Sat 28 June, 2025 12:00
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on how immigration sweeps are impacting the American construction industry and causing a shortage of strong backs. image

Odin's Beard! ICE Raids on Home Depot Parking Lots Threaten Our Mead Halls!

Fri 27 June, 2025 13:29
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on how Nvidia, Broadcom, and Micron are riding the wave of artificial intelligence demand, promising a future of technological marvels, or perhaps just more complicated ways to raid. image

To Valhalla and Beyond! AI Gold Rush Fuels Nvidia, Broadcom and Micron Profits, The Gods Must Be Crazy!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:04
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Ragnar Lothbrok weighs in on Tesla's robotaxi launch, comparing it to raiding England – but with fewer axes and more algorithms. image

Tesla's Robotaxis: A Viking's Voyage to the Future!

Thu 26 June, 2025 12:04
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Southwest Airlines contemplates adding premium amenities like airport lounges and long-haul flights to woo wealthier passengers, potentially transforming its budget-friendly image. image

Valhalla on Wings? Southwest Eyes Lounges and Longships for High-Flying Vikings!

Wed 25 June, 2025 19:31
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on Tesla's declining car sales in Europe, outpaced by cheaper Chinese EVs, while pondering Elon Musk's strange political alliances and the shifting tides of fortune. image

Odin's Beard! Tesla's European Reign Weakens as Chinese Dragons Rise!

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:06
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on Trump's latest oil market maneuver, where China keeps buying from Iran, sending prices plummeting and leaving everyone wondering what's next in this saga worthy of the gods. image

Trump's Truth or Dare: Iran's Oil Flows While Prices Dive Faster Than a Viking Longship!

Tue 24 June, 2025 16:24
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Virgin Australia's successful IPO marks a new era, navigating market turbulence with strategic fuel hedging and a focus on domestic dominance, leaving Qantas eyeing the horizon. image

Valhalla Takes Flight Virgin Australia's IPO Soars!

Tue 24 June, 2025 04:20
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Virgin Australia soars with a successful IPO, while geopolitical storms and fuel hedges shape its flight path. From Valhalla to the runway! image

By Odin's Beard Virgin Australia Flies High After IPO!

Tue 24 June, 2025 04:20
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