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The European Union and the United States are locked in a trade dispute over tariffs, and Puss in Boots, being a connoisseur of fine things, has his say. image

EU vs. USA: A Trade Tango! (And I, Puss in Boots, Have Opinions!)

Thu 08 May, 2025 17:31
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Puss in Boots reports on how Tapestry, owner of Coach, is dodging tariffs and filling its coffers with gold, while others in the luxury jungle are feeling a bit...under the weather. image

Holy Guacamole! Coach Bags are Making More Gold than my Buried Treasure!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:28
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Puss in Boots reports on Toyota's predicted profit dip, blaming tariffs, a strong yen, and maybe a grumpy Presidente. image

Ai Caramba! Toyota's Treasure Chest Shrinks! Is Trump the Big Bad Wolf?

Thu 08 May, 2025 05:45
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Puss in Boots reports on Lisa Su's tightrope walk between U.S. export controls and the allure of the Chinese AI market, a balancing act worthy of El Gato himself! image

Ai Chihuahua or Ai Grande? AMD CEO Navigates China Chip Chaos with Finesse!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:28
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Novo Nordisk weathers the storm of generic weight-loss drugs, expecting Wegovy sales to rebound as copycat competition fades. Prepare for a swashbuckling comeback! image

Holy Guacamole! Wegovy Rides Again: Novo Nordisk Battles Copycats Like a Feline with Nine Lives

Wed 07 May, 2025 10:03
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Puss in Boots reports on how a Republican Senator's 'no' may spell doom for Ed Martin's nomination as U.S. Attorney for D.C., citing his stance on Jan. 6 cases. image

Un Gatito No! Trump's Attorney Pick Faces Feline Fury in DC Confirmation Fight!

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:15
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A survey reveals U.S. contractors' optimism for Home Depot despite economic uncertainties, with a paw-sitive outlook for the latter half of 2025. Seems like the big bad wolf might not blow this house down! image

Home Depot's Purr-fect Plan: Contractors See Silver Linings Amidst Economic Whiskers!

Tue 06 May, 2025 10:24
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The AI software giant Palantir claws its way to higher revenue projections, leaving competitors in the dust – all thanks to a booming market and a bit of Puss in Boots' charm, perhaps? image

Palantir's Purr-fect Profits: A Fortune Fit for a Feline Legend

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:19
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Puss in Boots reports on Asia-Pacific markets: currencies surge, stocks stumble, and Adani woos Trump, all while I contemplate a second helping of leche. image

Aye Caramba! Asia's Currencies Dance While Stocks Do the Fandango!

Mon 05 May, 2025 11:55
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The Oracle of Omaha has chosen his heir! Get ready for Greg Abel to take the reins at Berkshire Hathaway in 2025. Ole! image

Warren Buffett's Purr-fect Successor: Greg Abel to Inherit the Berkshire Throne!

Sat 03 May, 2025 19:54
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