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According to some investor named Josh Brown, the bond market's hissy fit might just be the hero we need to curb the stock market's wild excesses. He believes that rising U.S. Treasury yields will only wound the most foolishly speculative investments. image

Ay, Caramba! Bond Market Brouhaha Could Save Us From Stock Market Madness, Says Some Smart Investor

Thu 22 May, 2025 17:59
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A dashing feline's take on how rising bond yields might just save us from financial folly, or at least make things interesting. image

Bond Market Brouhaha: Will it Tame the Stock Market Beast?

Thu 22 May, 2025 17:59
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Puss in Boots reports on the Royal Horticultural Society's Chelsea Flower Show gala, where corporate titans and political heavyweights gather amidst the blooms to network, negotiate, and discuss the state of the British economy. Expect champagne, canapés, and clandestine conversations, ¡Ay, caramba! image

Chelsea Flower Show Gala: Where the Elite Bloom and Business Deals Blossom!

Thu 22 May, 2025 05:16
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LVMH's CEO urges the EU to negotiate with the U.S. to avoid tariffs and protect jobs, drawing inspiration from Britain's approach, hoping to wield his influence and contacts. image

Arnault's Plea: Can Europe Charm Trump Like Puss Charms Senorita?

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:56
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Puss in Boots reports on Target's recent sales slump, leadership shakeups, and attempts to recapture its former glory, all while navigating the treacherous waters of tariffs and shifting consumer loyalties. Will it be a happily ever after, or is this just the beginning of a long fall from grace? image

Ay, Caramba! Target's Sales Take a Siesta: A Cat-tastrophe or Just a Cat Nap?

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:07
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The swashbuckling D-Wave company unveils its latest quantum computing system, Advantage2, sending its stock soaring and sparking debate in the tech world – is this a golden egg or just another goose chase? image

Holy Frijoles! D-Wave Unleashes Quantum Beast, Shares Jump Higher Than Jack's Beanstalk!

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:02
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A daring tale of a Chinese baby products company, Bc Babycare, defying trade tensions and setting its sights on conquering the American market, with dreams of Amazon glory and tenfold growth! image

Ay Caramba! Chinese Baby Brand Braves the Trade Winds, Sails into US Market!

Tue 20 May, 2025 08:30
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Puss in Boots reports on the dramatic departure of CBS News CEO Wendy McMahon amidst boardroom battles and whispers of journalistic shenanigans. Ay, caramba! image

Holy Frijoles! CBS News CEO Flees the Scene of the Crime (of Journalism?)!

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:39
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The legendary Joe Biden faces his toughest battle yet: prostate cancer, but hope remains brighter than my shiny boots! image

Holy Frijoles! Former President Biden Battles a Nine-Lives Threat!

Sun 18 May, 2025 20:20
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Foreign investments in U.S. debt reach new heights, but trade tensions could lead to a cat-astrophe, or at least a market correction. image

Ay Caramba! U.S. Treasuries Hit Record High, But Trouble is Brewing!

Fri 16 May, 2025 23:05
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