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The legendary Corvette just got a whole lot spicier with a new hybrid hypercar that promises to leave you in the dust (and possibly questioning your life choices). image

Holy Guacamole! The 2026 Corvette ZR1X: Faster Than My Getaway After Stealing Your Milk!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:00
3 minutes to read

This swashbuckling gato reports on OpenAI's daring quest to recruit the best and brightest in the AI world, a battle as fierce as any I've faced with a monstrous giant! image

Ay, Caramba! OpenAI in a Sword Fight for Top AI Talent!

Mon 16 June, 2025 19:59
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OpenAI faces unprecedented pressure to recruit top AI talent amidst fierce competition, says new recruiting head Joaquin Quiñonero Candela. This is serious... maybe I need to use my cute eyes? image

Ai Caramba! OpenAI's Talent Quest: A Puss in Boots Adventure!

Mon 16 June, 2025 19:59
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Puss in Boots reports on the escalating conflict between Iran and Israel, the market's surprisingly chill reaction, and wonders if anyone remembered to order extra churros for this potential apocalypse. image

Holy Guacamole! Tehran and Israel Throwing Down: Will the World End Up in the Frying Pan?

Mon 16 June, 2025 08:22
2 minutes to read

Puss in Boots reports on the fiery feud between Iran and Israel, leaving markets and investors in a tizzy. Will diplomacy save the day, or will this kitty get singed? image

Holy Frijoles! Tehran and Israel Throwing Fireballs – Will the World Order Sizzle or Simmer?

Mon 16 June, 2025 08:22
3 minutes to read

A whiskered report on the escalating conflict between Israel and Iran, where explosions boom louder than a cat's purr at a cream factory, and diplomacy seems as elusive as a sunbeam to a scaredy cat. image

Holy Frijoles! Israel and Iran Throw Down: Is This the End of the Nine Lives?

Sun 15 June, 2025 06:18
4 minutes to read

After selling $850 million worth of shares, Archer Aviation faces a stock drop but remains optimistic about its future in the eVTOL market, eyeing the 2028 Olympics and global expansion. image

Holy Frijoles! Archer Aviation's Stock Takes a Nosedive, But the Dream of Flying Taxis Lives On!

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:00
2 minutes to read

Puss in Boots investigates the House reconciliation bill and its potential impact on families, revealing tax credit changes, food assistance cuts, and health coverage risks. image

Ay, Caramba! Is the American Dream Turning into a Nightmare? A Puss in Boots Investigation!

Fri 13 June, 2025 10:21
4 minutes to read

The former Treasury Secretary, with a purr of concern, predicts Trump's tariffs could inflate prices and shrink household incomes, leaving us all singing the blues, or perhaps a fiery flamenco of financial frustration! image

Ay Caramba! Yellen Warns of Trump's Tariff Tango of Terror!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:05
3 minutes to read

Puss in Boots reports on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's warnings about U.S. AI semiconductor restrictions and Huawei's growing influence, with a paw-ful of humor and feline observations. image

Ai Chihuahua or Tech Titan? Nvidia CEO Warns US on Huawei's Rise!

Thu 12 June, 2025 09:46
3 minutes to read