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The legendary Puss in Boots reports on the Rite Aid data breach settlement, revealing how you might claim up to $10,000 after a cyberattack exposed millions of customers' data. Time to unsheathe your claims! image

Holy Frijoles! Rite Aid Owes YOU Money! Are You One of the Lucky Ones?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 13:36
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A U.S.-based coffee company faces potential price hikes due to changing tariff policies, threatening the cost of your daily brew and the livelihoods of African coffee farmers. image

Will Your Morning Coffee Cost a King's Ransom? Tariff Troubles Brew!

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:00
4 minutes to read

A feline investigation into why Russia dodged Trump's trade tariffs, exploring the economic impact and geopolitical implications. Ay, caramba! image

Did Trump REALLY Forget About Russia?! The Truth Will Shock You!

Thu 17 April, 2025 11:20
4 minutes to read

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell warns of a potential economic dilemma as inflation and slow growth threaten the Fed's dual mandate, leaving markets in suspense. image

Jerome Powell Just Revealed the Fed's BIGGEST Fear! Will Your Savings Survive?

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:58
3 minutes to read

The Dutch semiconductor giant ASML faces uncertain times as U.S. trade restrictions cast a shadow over chip demand and future earnings. Is this the end of innovation as we know it? image

Ay Caramba ASML's Chip Dreams Derailed by Tariff Troubles?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 10:02
3 minutes to read

The dollar faces uncertainty amidst tariff talks, but experts like Nancy Lazar remain optimistic, citing long-term strengths and policy initiatives. A thrilling adventure awaits! image

Dollar's Demise or Just a Siesta! Puss in Boots Investigates!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:30
4 minutes to read

Nissan is reducing production of its popular Rogue SUV in Japan due to US import tariffs, impacting global automotive manufacturing. image

Nissan's Rogue Production Slashed A Tariff Tango of Trouble!

Tue 15 April, 2025 05:20
4 minutes to read

A swashbuckling look at the feasibility of manufacturing iPhones in the United States, filled with tariff troubles and workforce woes. image

Ay Caramba Will iPhones Ever Be Made in the USA?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:50
3 minutes to read

Puss in Boots investigates the bond market chaos and discovers a cunning strategy: the bond ladder. Will it save your gold doubloons? image

Bond Market MELTDOWN! Is Your Treasure Safe Meow?!

Sun 13 April, 2025 15:19
3 minutes to read

Puss in Boots reports on the firing of Peter Carr, a former spokesman for special counsels investigating President Trump, amidst ongoing political drama. image

Holy Frijoles! Trump Strikes Back at DOJ... Is This the End?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 21:20
3 minutes to read