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Professor Farnsworth dissects the Federal Reserve's latest meeting, where officials pondered interest rates, tariffs, and whether to listen to that Trump fellow. Spoilers: Nobody knows what's going on! image

Good News Everyone! The Fed's Dot Plot is Back and It's Still Confusing!

Tue 17 June, 2025 22:54
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Professor Farnsworth reports on the rise of streaming, the fall of cable, and the inevitable heat death of broadcast television. image

Good News Everyone! Streaming Finally Vaporizes Cable TV!

Tue 17 June, 2025 15:13
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes the latest Nielsen report showing streaming's dominance, the rise of free platforms, and the impending doom of traditional TV. image

Good News Everyone! Streaming TV Officially More Popular Than Broadcast and Cable (Like We Didn't See That Coming)

Tue 17 June, 2025 15:13
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes Japan's central bank's decision to slow bond purchases, offering insights, humor, and a healthy dose of existential dread. image

Good News Everyone! Japan Tinkers with Bonds, Averts Economic… Mostly!

Tue 17 June, 2025 04:19
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes Japan's decision to taper bond purchases, highlighting the delicate balance between economic growth, inflation, and the price of rice. Oh, the humanity! image

Good News Everyone! Japan's Central Bank Slightly Less Addicted to Bonds!

Tue 17 June, 2025 04:19
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Professor Farnsworth dissects Trump's new mobile phone plan, finding more licensing agreements than actual innovation. Prepare for a journey into the slightly disturbing future of connectivity! image

Good News Everyone! Trump Launches Trump Mobile: A Phone Plan From the Future!

Mon 16 June, 2025 14:07
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A politically motivated attack in Minnesota leaves one lawmaker dead, another wounded, and the nation wondering 'What's next, eh?' image

Good News Everyone! Minnesota Manhunt for Gunman! (Oh Dear!)

Sun 15 June, 2025 15:24
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Israel and Iran exchange pleasantries involving missiles and airstrikes, while the U.S. observes with keen interest and top-notch military equipment. Could this be the end of the world? Possibly! image

Good News Everyone! Middle East Crisis Sparkles with 'Rising Lion' and 'Hard Retaliation'

Sat 14 June, 2025 08:06
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Professor Farnsworth dissects how geopolitical tensions are shaking up the markets, sending oil tankers soaring and airline stocks plummeting. image

Good News Everyone! Middle East Mayhem Boosts Shipping Stocks, While Airlines Experience Turbulence!

Fri 13 June, 2025 13:55
4 minutes to read

A Boeing 787 Dreamliner crashes in India, leaving investigators scratching their heads and Boeing facing even more scrutiny. image

Good News Everyone! Another Plane Bites the Dust!

Thu 12 June, 2025 22:17
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