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TransUnion settles a class action lawsuit for $23 million over disputed hard inquiries, potentially rewarding affected consumers with up to $160. But is it enough to buy a decent Slurm? image

Good News Everyone! TransUnion to Pay Up for Credit Score Debacle!

Tue 17 June, 2025 17:15
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Iran's threat to close the Strait of Hormuz is mostly bluster, says an old man yelling at clouds (and energy experts). Prepare for potential gas price fluctuations and geopolitical shenanigans! image

Good News Everyone! Iran Strait Crisis Could Mean Cheaper Oil... Maybe!

Mon 23 June, 2025 13:20
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The U.S. dollar experiences a temporary boost due to Middle East tensions, but experts warn of underlying economic issues that may soon diminish its strength. image

Good News Everyone! Dollar Surges, But Will It Last Longer Than My Last Clone?

Mon 23 June, 2025 08:59
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The U.S. dollar experienced a temporary surge following U.S. military action in Iran, but experts are skeptical about its long-term strength amidst global economic concerns. image

Good News Everyone! Dollar Soars... Briefly, Maybe!?

Mon 23 June, 2025 08:59
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Amidst geopolitical tensions and potential U.S.-Iran conflict, airlines are diverting routes around the Middle East, leading to increased costs and longer flight times. Meanwhile, evacuation efforts are underway to bring stranded citizens home, but I wish they would do so quietly. image

Good News Everyone! Airlines Rerouting Over Middle East Mayhem! (And My Afternoon Nap is Ruined!)

Sun 22 June, 2025 11:28
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Professor Farnsworth reports on the airline industry's creative solutions to avoid potential fiery doom in the Middle East, because 'when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all'. image

Good News Everyone! Airlines Rerouting to Avoid Kablooie in the Middle East!

Sun 22 June, 2025 11:28
3 minutes to read

The Supreme Court delays ruling on a challenge to Trump's tariffs, brought by toy companies, giving the administration more time to respond. Oh, the humanity! image

Good News Everyone! Supreme Court Puts Trump's Tariffs in Time-Out!

Fri 20 June, 2025 18:47
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes China's recent 618 shopping festival, revealing surprising sales figures and the potential pitfalls of endless discounts. To shreds you say! image

Good News Everyone! China's Shopping Spree: A Consumption Comeback or Just Clever Marketing?

Fri 20 June, 2025 09:04
2 minutes to read

The European Union's top court advisor recommends upholding a multi-billion Euro antitrust fine against Google for Android shenanigans. Can't wait to see what happens next! image

Good News Everyone! Google's Getting a Pinch from the EU! (Or Is It?)

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:17
2 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth dissects the recent dip in crude oil futures, Trump's diplomatic dance with Iran, and the looming threat of a geriatric war. image

Good News Everyone! Oil Prices Drop Amidst Trump's Iran Shenanigans!

Wed 18 June, 2025 15:29
2 minutes to read