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Survey reveals small business owners are feeling the pinch despite stock market highs, blaming policy makers and inflation for their economic woes. image

Good News Everyone! Small Businesses Are Officially Having a Vibecession!

Thu 02 May, 2024 19:59
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Bo Hines, a former football player and crypto enthusiast, is leading Trump's crypto agenda, promising a golden age for digital assets and a strategic Bitcoin reserve, despite having limited professional experience. image

Good News Everyone! Trump's Crypto Czar Might Actually Be Competent! Or Is He?!

Fri 21 March, 2025 22:37
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Professor Farnsworth reports on the shocking resignation of a top FDA official, citing misinformation and the dangers of anti-vaccination sentiment, and questions what it all means for the future of science, and my inventions! image

Good News Everyone! FDA's Top Vaccine Regulator Resigns Amidst Chaos!

Mon 31 March, 2025 12:36
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Banco Santander's chair warns that protectionist policies could backfire on the U.S., causing slower growth and higher inflation, while Europe might just dodge the doomsday bullet... for now! image

Good News Everyone! Trump's Tariffs May Doom America Faster Than Europe!

Thu 27 March, 2025 13:04
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Professor Farnsworth analyzes the potential impact of new tariffs on everyday goods, from coffee and bananas to toilet paper, and predicts the future of consumer prices, oh my yes! image

Good News Everyone! Tariffs Threaten Toilet Paper Supply!

Thu 03 April, 2025 22:09
2 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth analyzes the impact of U.S. tariffs on European banks, revealing potential economic doom and sparking existential dread. image

Good News Everyone! Tariffs are Crashing European Banks... But Why?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 12:25
3 minutes to read