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Albus Dumbledore analyzes Elon Musk's critique of the Republican spending bill, blending wizarding wisdom with Muggle matters. image

Elon's 'Big, Beautiful Bill' Blues: A Muggle Monetary Mystery Unfolds!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:14
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After a record-breaking Memorial Day Weekend, movie theater stocks are on the rise, signaling a potential golden age for the silver screen. image

Cinema's Phoenix Moment: Box Office Soars Higher Than a Nimbus 2000!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:38
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Professor Dumbledore analyzes the CNBC's All-Weather Stock List, highlighting its performance, key players, and the addition of AutoZone, a resilient auto-parts stock poised to thrive even in turbulent times. image

The All-Weather Stock List: A Resilient Investment Strategy Amidst Market Turmoil – A Wizard's Perspective

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:32
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United Airlines and its flight attendants union have reached a tentative agreement, promising significant economic improvements and better working conditions after years of stagnant wages. image

United Airlines Soars to New Heights with Flight Attendant Deal: A Dumbledore Perspective

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:22
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Prime Minister Mitsotakis grapples with Trump's call for NATO nations to boost defense spending to 5% of GDP, sparking a debate on feasibility and accounting tricks. image

NATO's Gold: From 'Nitwit, Oddment, Tweak' to Trillion-Galleon Defense Bills!

Fri 23 May, 2025 11:53
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A market analyst's insights into BJ's Wholesale Club, Uber, and Palo Alto Networks reveal potential investment opportunities, despite tariff concerns and valuation questions. image

Stock Market Divinations: A Glimpse into the Future with Uber, BJ's, and Palo Alto!

Thu 22 May, 2025 19:49
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Airlines grapple with jet shortages due to Boeing and Airbus delays, potentially impacting summer travel despite strong demand and optimistic outlooks. image

Boeing and Airbus Delivery Delays Grounding Summer Travel Dreams!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:07
4 minutes to read

Albus Dumbledore, drawing parallels from the wizarding world, shares his insights on six compelling stocks poised for growth, blending financial wisdom with a touch of magic. image

Dumbledore's Delights: Six Stocks Worth a Pensive Gaze!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:20
6 minutes to read

Despite slight revenue dips, Lowe's remains optimistic about its annual forecast, citing investments in stores and customer service, a resilience that reminds one of weathering even the darkest of wizarding storms. image

Lowe's Stays the Course: A Dumbledore-esque Perspective on Home Improvement

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:21
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A reflection on the recent misinterpretations and potential suspensions of habeas corpus in the United States, viewed through the wise and whimsical lens of Albus Dumbledore. image

Habeas Corpus and the American Experiment: A Dumbledore Perspective on Recent Events

Tue 20 May, 2025 18:37
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