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A military parade in Washington, D.C., intended to celebrate the U.S. Army's 250th anniversary, was overshadowed by political assassinations and widespread protests, revealing deep divisions within the Muggle world. image

Trump's Grandiose Parade Marred by Political Violence and National Unrest: A Dark Day in the Muggle World

Sun 15 June, 2025 01:30
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A devastating Air India crash in Ahmedabad claims hundreds of lives, prompting investigations and casting a shadow over the aviation industry. image

Air India Dreamliner's Nightmare Descent: A Tragedy Unfolds

Fri 13 June, 2025 18:47
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An analysis of the recent surge in oil prices following Israeli airstrikes in Iran, examining the potential for further escalation and the impact on global oil supply. image

Oil Prices Soar as Middle East Tensions Flare: A Dumbledore Perspective

Fri 13 June, 2025 08:25
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A technical analysis of Starbucks (SBUX) stock suggests a potential pullback before continuing its upward trajectory, with insights into volume and cyclical patterns. image

Starbucks Stock: A Potion for Profit or a Bitter Brew? Dumbledore's Divination!

Thu 12 June, 2025 18:08
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Professor Dumbledore analyzes Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's comments on US-China tech tensions, export curbs and Huawei's rise, with a sprinkle of magical insight. image

Nvidia's CEO Sounds the Gong: A Whiff of Semiconductor Wars and a Pinch of Prophecy!

Thu 12 June, 2025 09:46
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Former CEO Howard Schultz expresses jubilant approval of Brian Niccol's 'Back to Starbucks' strategy, signaling a potential magical turnaround for the coffee giant. image

By the Beard of Merlin! Schultz Does a Cartwheel for Starbucks' Revival!

Wed 11 June, 2025 18:22
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Stifel initiates a 'buy' rating for Uber, foreseeing a bright future driven by delivery, advertising, and its evolution into a 'super app,' despite the looming question mark of autonomous vehicles. image

Uber's Ride to Riches: A Dumbledore-esque Prediction of a 'Super App' Future!

Wed 11 June, 2025 10:06
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Oura Ring's CEO unveils ambitious plans to revolutionize healthcare with its wearable device, aiming to be more than just a sleep tracker. image

Oura Ring: A 'Doctor in Your Pocket' or Just Another Niffler for Data?

Tue 10 June, 2025 17:27
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American fund managers are raising concerns about a tax bill provision that could trigger a mass exodus of foreign investment from U.S. markets, potentially harming both U.S. companies and investors. Will the U.S. economy withstand the impact? image

A Most Ungentlemanly Tax: Will Trump's 'One Big Beautiful Bill' Drain the American Cauldron?

Tue 10 June, 2025 08:19
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A whimsical wizard's take on the Wall Street happenings, from Warner's split personality to quantum leaps and fast-food follies. image

Goblet of Gains and Gaffes: Dumbledore's Deliberations on the Day's Doings in the Muggle Markets

Mon 09 June, 2025 16:07
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