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President Trump appoints Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. Attorney for D.C. after withdrawing Ed Martin's nomination amidst criticism, leading to a whirlwind of reactions and political maneuvering. image

Trump's Justice Juggling Act: From One Controversy to Another!

Fri 09 May, 2025 01:10
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Coinbase casts a powerful spell, acquiring Deribit for $2.9 billion in a deal that promises to reshape the global crypto derivatives market. A truly historic event! image

By George, Coinbase Conjures a Crypto Colossus! A Magical Merger with Deribit

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:18
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Eastern European nations clash with Brussels over plans to end Russian energy imports, fearing economic consequences and questioning the EU's approach to energy security. image

EU's Russian Energy Divorce: Economic Suicide or a Necessary Evil?

Thu 08 May, 2025 06:05
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A look into the recent air traffic control failures at Newark Airport, the impact on travelers, and proposed solutions to modernize the outdated system. image

Newark Airport's Woes: A Potion for Progress or Just Another Fizzing Whizbee?

Wed 07 May, 2025 17:37
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Albus Dumbledore reports on Amazon's new tactile robot, Vulcan, pondering its implications for the future of work and whether it's truly a game-changer or just a cleverly disguised Niffler. image

Amazon's Vulcan: A Touch of Magic or Just Another Widget in the Works?

Wed 07 May, 2025 07:05
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Amazon's Zoox issues a software recall for its robotaxis after a minor crash in Las Vegas, prompting a temporary pause and a subsequent software update. image

Zoox's Robotaxi Recall: A Slight Detour on the Road to the Future, Says Dumbledore

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:15
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Despite economic headwinds and tariff uncertainties, Hugo Boss shares rise after a better-than-expected first quarter, leaving analysts and consumers cautiously optimistic. image

Hugo Boss Defies Gloom: A Stylish Recovery or Just a Draught of Living Death?

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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A look at Palantir's soaring revenues, driven by AI adoption and government contracts, through the wise eyes of Albus Dumbledore. image

Palantir's Prophecy Fulfilled: AI Boom Foretold!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:19
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Singapore's People's Action Party secures its 14th consecutive election victory, extending its six-decade rule amidst economic challenges and evolving voter expectations. image

Singapore's Enduring Spell: PAP's Electoral Victory Charms the City-State Once More

Sat 03 May, 2025 17:39
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United Airlines faces yet another round of flight delays and cancellations at Newark Airport due to air traffic controller staffing issues, leaving passengers in a state of bewildered frustration. image

United Airlines Grounded! Is it Nargles in the Newark Air Traffic Control?

Fri 02 May, 2025 18:17
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