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An examination of Donald Trump's ongoing battle against energy-efficient appliances and the potential ramifications for consumers and the environment, seen through the eyes of a certain Hogwarts Headmaster. image

Trump's Tiff With Toilets: A Wizard's Woe Over Water Waste!

Sun 29 June, 2025 15:17
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Financial guru Ric Edelman dramatically shifts his stance on cryptocurrency, now suggesting a hefty 10-40% portfolio allocation. What sorcery is this? Dumbledore weighs in with wit and wisdom. image

Great Scott! Crypto Investments Jump from Zero to Hero – A Wise Wizard's Take

Fri 27 June, 2025 21:22
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Germany raises concerns over DeepSeek's AI app, alleging unlawful data transfer to China and prompting potential EU-wide ban discussions. image

DeepSeek's Data Drain: A Chinese Puzzle for Europe

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:07
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The Swedish retail giant sees a slight increase in sales, but consumer caution and economic uncertainties loom like Dementors at a picnic. image

H&M's Summer Sales Sparkle: A Glimmer of Hope or a Fleeting Fancy?

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:03
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Despite facing challenges with Chinese export controls, Nvidia's stock price is reaching record levels, propelled by its dominance in the AI market, making it the world's largest company by market cap. image

Nvidia's Stock Soars to New Heights: A Glimpse into the Future, or a Potion Gone Awry?

Wed 25 June, 2025 17:20
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One Big Blimey Bill? Millions Face Medicaid Mayhem!

Wed 25 June, 2025 09:30
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Professor Dumbledore weighs in on Jerome Powell's testimony, Trump's tariffs, and the ever-shifting sands of the American economy, with a dash of magical insight and a sprinkle of whimsy. image

Jerome Powell Faces the Music: A Dumbledore's Eye View of Economic Uncertainty!

Tue 24 June, 2025 14:23
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Professor Dumbledore humorously critiques Tesla's robotaxi launch in Austin, highlighting its chaotic start and comparing it to past failed prophecies, while competitors like Waymo surge ahead. image

Tesla's Robotaxis Take a Wrong Turn: A Dumbledore Perspective

Mon 23 June, 2025 23:40
4 minutes to read

A Wharton professor suggests the market's calm response to US strikes in Iran indicates investors see it as a step towards neutralizing the threat, potentially boosting stock markets despite lingering risks. image

Bombastic or Balanced? Market Yawns as US-Iran Tussle Tilts Towards Tranquility...Perhaps!

Mon 23 June, 2025 12:29
4 minutes to read

A look at Bitcoin's recent price drop, influenced by geopolitical tensions and inflation fears, through the wise eyes of Professor Dumbledore. image

Bitcoin's Bumpy Ride: Is This the End or Just a Detour on the Hogwarts Express?

Sun 22 June, 2025 23:49
3 minutes to read