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A helicopter crash in the Hudson River results in multiple fatalities, prompting investigations and leaving many questions unanswered. image

Tragedy Strikes the Hudson! A Helicopter Down! What Went Wrong?

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:25
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The EU and US agree to a temporary truce in their trade war, but is it a genuine attempt at diplomacy or merely a delaying tactic? image

Trump's Trade Tantrum Paused! Is Peace Brewing or Just a Potion of Delay?

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:33
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A look at the recent downturn in the U.S. municipal bond market, its causes, and what investors should consider during these turbulent times. image

Muggle Money Mayhem! Are Your Municipal Bonds About to Vanish?

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:50
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Delta Air Lines scales back expansion plans amidst economic uncertainty and shifting trade winds, leaving investors and travelers alike in a state of flux. image

Delta Airlines Turbulence Ahead! Is Trump's Trade Policy to Blame?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:20
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A whimsical report on the very public squabble between Elon Musk and Trump's trade advisor, Peter Navarro, as seen through the eyes of Albus Dumbledore. image

Elon Musk vs Trump Advisor! Is This the End of an Era?

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:18
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Walmart partners with Zipline to deliver goods via autonomous drones in Dallas, marking a significant leap in retail logistics and aerial innovation. image

Drones Deliver Ice Cream Now! Is This Magic or Just Walmart?

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:00
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Professor Dumbledore analyzes the recent market turmoil caused by tariffs and offers a wizard's perspective on potential future scenarios, with a dash of humor and financial wisdom. image

Is the Stock Market About to Vanish Like a Disappearing Cabinet?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:17
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Professor Dumbledore reports on the recent drop in U.S. Treasury yields and global market anxiety following President Trump's imposition of widespread tariffs, a situation prompting a 'flight to safety' among investors. image

Trump's Tariffs Cause Market Mayhem! Is This the End of Economic Harmony?

Mon 07 April, 2025 09:30
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Professor Dumbledore reports on how Trump's tariffs have sent U.S. Treasury yields plummeting and global markets into turmoil, stirring fears of a trade war reminiscent of goblin rebellions. image

Trump's Tariffs Plunge the Economy! Is This the End of Galleons?

Mon 07 April, 2025 09:30
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A former music engineer for top artists like Kelly Rowland and Pharrell Williams finds unexpected success and financial stability through Fiverr, proving that even in the Muggle world, a little magic (and excellent customer service) can go a long way. image

From Destiny's Child to Fiverr Fame! This Musician's Journey Will Shock You!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:30
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