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Elliott Investment Management acquires a significant stake in Hewlett Packard Enterprise, aiming to unlock value through strategic activism and improved execution amidst market undervaluation and the pending Juniper Networks acquisition. image

Elliott's $1.5B Bet on Hewlett Packard Enterprise Could Magic Away Underperformance!

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:03
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A look at the brewing conflict between Harvard University and the Trump administration, potentially costing the university billions and threatening its future. image

Harvard Under Attack! Will the Trump Administration Destroy Education?

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:33
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UBS lowers its price target for Nvidia after new US export restrictions to China, impacting both Nvidia and AMD's financial outlook. Time to invest elsewhere? image

Nvidia's Troubles! Has the Golden Goose Finally Laid a Rotten Egg?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 11:46
3 minutes to read

A whimsical report on the £5 billion lawsuit against Google for allegedly abusing its dominance in the online search market, viewed through the wise and slightly eccentric eyes of Albus Dumbledore. image

Accio Justice! Is Google Overcharging UK Advertisers? A Dumbledore Investigation!

Wed 16 April, 2025 10:14
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Amazon seeks feedback from third-party merchants regarding the impact of Trump's tariffs on their businesses, sourcing strategies, and logistics as of April 2025. image

Great Scott Amazon Third Party Sellers Face Economic Challenges in 2025!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:39
3 minutes to read

Adobe invests in Synthesia, an AI video startup, hinting at a future where creating moving pictures is as easy as flicking a wand. Profitability? A mere detail, like house-elves' wages! image

Adobe Dabbles in Dark Arts! Muggle Tech Mimics Magic!

Tue 15 April, 2025 05:00
2 minutes to read

President Trump's decision to exempt tech devices from tariffs has boosted crude oil prices, but recession fears still loom like a Dementor's chill. image

Crude Oil Prices Soar Thanks to Trump's Latest Decree! Is This Magic?

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:25
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China urges the U.S. to completely abolish reciprocal tariffs, viewing recent exemptions as a sign of retreat, while the U.S. remains non-committal to further dialogue. image

Has Trump Finally Lost His Marbles! China Demands Tariff Abolishment!

Sun 13 April, 2025 16:24
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Former spokesman for special counsels Robert Mueller and Jack Smith, Peter Carr, finds himself ousted from the Department of Justice, raising eyebrows and sparking whispers in the corridors of power. image

A Shocking Dismissal at the Department of Justice! Is This Justice or Just Mischief?

Fri 11 April, 2025 21:20
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Tesla suspends Model S and X orders in China amidst escalating trade tensions between the US and China, impacting sales and market share. image

Tesla Retreats! Is This the End of Electric Dreams in China?

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:39
3 minutes to read