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Nike's hiking prices on shoes and apparel thanks to those pesky tariffs, but don't worry, your kids' stuff and Air Force 1s are safe... for now! image

Holy Crap Lois, Nike's Gettin' Pricey! Time to Raid the Piggy Bank!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:38
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Canada Goose defies economic doom, stock prices go up, up, UP! Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out what a fiscal quarter is. image

Holy Crap! Canada Goose Stock Soars Like Brian Off Lois's Cooking!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:46
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Peter Griffin reports on how Trump's tariffs are making Japan's economy do the 'Peter falling down the stairs' routine. image

Giggity Giggity! Trump's Tariffs Tank Japan's Exports!

Wed 21 May, 2025 00:11
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Like that time I tried to trade Cleveland for a lifetime supply of clam chowder, Britain halts trade talks with Israel, slaps on sanctions, and gives their ambassador the stink eye. What the deuce is going on?! image

Holy Crap Lois! Britain Just Put Israel in Timeout!

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:10
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Peter Griffin reports on the shocking CEO departure at Novo Nordisk as the weight loss drug market turns into a real-life 'Family Guy' cutaway gag. image

Holy Crap Lois! Novo Nordisk CEO Gets the Boot! Weight Loss Drug Wars Heat Up!

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:52
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JPMorgan says Netflix stock might chill out a bit, even though everyone still loves binge-watching. Could be time to find another shiny thing to chase! image

Holy Crap Lois! Netflix Stock Might Be Slower Than My Drive-Thru Order!

Mon 19 May, 2025 10:19
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk are teaming up to send humans to Mars, but NASA and China are also in the mix. Will we make it to the Red Planet, or will it be another 'Freakin' Sweet' dream? image

Giggity Giggity Goo! We're Going to Mars! Thanks, Trump and That Musk Guy!

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:00
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Jerome Powell says the Federal Reserve is slimming down its workforce by 10%, and Peter Griffin has some thoughts (mostly about beer and chickens). image

Holy Crap! The Fed's Getting Smaller Than Peter's Brain!

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:59
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TikTok, facing lawsuits over mental health concerns, especially among kids, introduces in-app guided meditations and well-being features. It's like when I tried to sell insurance... a complete disaster! image

Holy Crap Lois, TikTok Wants Us To Meditate?!

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:23
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Giggity! China Plays Hide-and-Seek with Rare Earths and American Companies!

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:18
3 minutes to read