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Peter Griffin reports on the escalating conflict between Iran and Israel, with oil prices and global markets feeling the heat. It's like that time I accidentally started a war with a bag of Cheetos! image

Holy Crap Lois! Iran and Israel are at it Again! This is Worse Than the Time I Tried to Deep Fry a Turkey!

Mon 16 June, 2025 12:16
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Hey Lois, this Juneteenth, the government's giving away free trips to National Parks! Let's pack the car, grab some Pawtucket Patriot Ale, and maybe skip Meg... image

Giggity Giggity! Free National Parks? I'm There, Even if it Means Outrunning a Bear!

Sun 15 June, 2025 14:00
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Peter Griffin reports on the National Park Service offering free admission on select days in 2025, so you can finally ditch Lois and the kids and commune with nature (or at least pretend to). image

Giggity Giggity! Free National Park Days Are Back, Baby!

Sun 15 June, 2025 14:00
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Peter Griffin reports on Nvidia's Jensen Huang's European tour, AI hopes, and the looming threat of Chinese tech. image

Giggity Giggity AI! Nvidia's Boss Man Jensen Huang Says Europe's Got a Shot (But China's Lurking)

Sat 14 June, 2025 06:05
3 minutes to read

Brazilian meat behemoth JBS finally hits the U.S. stock market, and Peter Griffin has some thoughts (mostly about meat and money). image

Holy Crap Lois! JBS is Public! A Meat Mountain of Money!

Fri 13 June, 2025 13:53
2 minutes to read

Peter Griffin breaks down why Oracle, IBM are better investments than that time he bought a boat, and why Datadog is about as useful as Quagmire at a Mensa meeting. image

Giggity! Oracle Stock Ready to Make You Richer Than Carter Pewterschmidt!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:13
3 minutes to read

Peter Griffin dives headfirst into the day's market mayhem, from Trump's tariff threats to Boeing's bad luck, with a healthy dose of inappropriate humor and questionable financial advice. image

Giggity Giggity! Trump's Tariffs and Crashing Dreamliners: Peter Griffin's Guide to Today's Top 10!

Thu 12 June, 2025 13:52
2 minutes to read

The U.S. is doing a partial 'scooty-booty' from its Iraqi embassy due to rising tensions in the Middle East, and it's got me wondering if I should invest in oil or just start stockpiling Pawtucket Patriot Ale. image

Giggity Giggity, We're Pulling Out of Iraq! (Maybe...)

Wed 11 June, 2025 21:40
2 minutes to read

Peter Griffin deciphers the latest stock market news, from US-China trade deals to Elon Musk's Twitter rants, with his signature blend of ignorance and enthusiasm. image

Holy Crap Lois! The Stock Market's Doing What Now?! Peter Griffin's Guide to Not Losing Your Shirt (and Maybe Buying a New One)

Wed 11 June, 2025 13:16
2 minutes to read

General Motors is dropping 4 billion clams to build more gas-guzzlers in America, just like the good ol' days, which might make Trumpy-boy happy and me ready for a road trip! image

Holy Crap Lois! GM's Bringing Car Jobs Back to the Good Ol' US of A!

Tue 10 June, 2025 22:24
3 minutes to read