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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the latest changes at the Social Security Administration, blending ninja humor with updates on benefits, repayments, and digital cards. Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Social Security Gets a Makeover: From Rasengans to Retroactive Payments!

Sun 11 May, 2025 10:30
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Newark's Mayor Ras Baraka arrested for trespassing at an ICE detention center, sparking a ninja-level political showdown! image

Believe It! Mayor Baraka Pulls a Shadow Clone Jutsu on ICE?!

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:17
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Trump's potential tariff reduction on Chinese goods, but is it enough to bring world peace... I mean, trade stability? image

Believe It! Trump Says '80% Tariff on China Seems Right!'... Dattebayo!

Fri 09 May, 2025 13:27
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Lyft stock surges after a boosted share buyback plan, proving even a knucklehead ninja can see the potential! image

Believe It! Lyft's Rasengan of Revenue Blows Away Expectations!

Thu 08 May, 2025 20:23
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Dattebayo! Looks like the UK and US are becoming super trade buddies, dodging some seriously harsh tariffs and making big promises for the future! Watch out, world! image

Believe It! Britain and the US are Tying the Knot with a HUGE Trade Deal!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:02
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The Federal Appeals Court throws a Rasengan at the FTC's attempt to block Microsoft's Activision Blizzard acquisition. Believe it! image

Believe It! Microsoft Wins Big Against FTC: No Jutsu on Activision Deal!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:53
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Russell Westbrook, along with Kemba Walker and Donnell Beverly Jr., launch Eazewell, an AI-powered platform to simplify funeral planning. Talk about a Rasengan of relief! image

Believe It! NBA Star Naruto... I mean Westbrook Launches AI Funeral Startup! Dattebayo!

Wed 07 May, 2025 13:41
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Super Micro's latest financial guidance misses expectations, leaving investors feeling like they've been hit with a thousand years of death! Tariffs and delayed commitments are to blame, says the company. image

Believe It! Super Micro's Guidance Takes a Rasengan to the Gut!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:58
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Microsoft's latest Copilot+ PCs, boasting offline AI, lower prices, and a potential quest to replace your old tech! image

Believe It! Microsoft's New Copilot+ PCs: More AI, Less Cash, and Maybe... Less Screen?

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:00
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President Trump signs executive order to boost US drug manufacturing, promising surprise inspections and fewer hurdles, but will it be enough to summon a cost-effective solution, believe it! image

Believe It! Trump's Shadow Clone Jutsu on Pharma: Making Drugs Great Again, Dattebayo!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:49
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