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Naruto Uzumaki reports on how General Mills and Kraft Heinz are finally listening to their inner Hokage and removing artificial colors from their food, aiming for a healthier future! image

Believe It! General Mills and Kraft Heinz are Ditching the Artificial Colors!

Wed 18 June, 2025 02:21
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Dattebayo! Investors are betting big on international stocks, leaving the U.S. market in a bit of a Shadow Clone Jutsu situation. Time to chase those global gains! image

Believe It! The World's Stocks are Rasengan-ing the U.S. Market!

Tue 17 June, 2025 13:23
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Investors are betting big on international stocks over US assets, ditching the dollar for gold and emerging markets! Believe it! image

Believe It! International Stocks are About to Become Hokage!

Tue 17 June, 2025 13:23
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the Bank of Japan's decision to ease up on bond purchases, facing growth risks and rice shortages like a true Hokage! image

Believe It! Bank of Japan's Bond-Buying Jutsu: A Slowdown?!

Tue 17 June, 2025 04:19
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Believe It! Coach's Comeback is Stronger Than My Rasengan!

Mon 16 June, 2025 12:17
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A wild week of airstrikes, missile barrages, and canceled nuclear talks has the Middle East on the brink. Can Naruto find a way to bring peace, dattebayo? image

Believe It! Rasengan Diplomacy? Israel and Iran Throw Down, Leaving the World Shaking!

Sun 15 June, 2025 17:55
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Israel and Iran are locked in a heated conflict, with airstrikes and missile launches escalating tensions and raising concerns about nuclear proliferation and regional stability. Believe it! image

Believe It! Israel and Iran Throwing Down! Is This the Real Ninja War?

Sun 15 June, 2025 17:55
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Following a tragic Air India crash, all Boeing 787s in India are under inspection. Is this a genjutsu or a real threat to our skies? Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Air India Dreamliner Nightmare: Are Our Planes Shadow Clones?

Sat 14 June, 2025 11:37
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The world's largest meatpacking company, JBS, finally makes its U.S. debut, dodging scandals and outstripping rivals, but not without a few Shadow Clone Justu sized bumps along the way! image

Believe It! JBS's Wild Ride to the New York Stock Exchange: From Meat to Mayhem!

Fri 13 June, 2025 13:53
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RH, the luxury furniture ninja, dodges tariff kunai and sluggish housing jutsu with strategic moves, aiming for a 10-13% revenue growth. Dattebayo! image

Believe It! RH Bounces Back Like a Rasengan! Furniture Fights Back Against Tariffs!

Thu 12 June, 2025 21:37
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