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Dattebayo! Amazon is dropping a massive £40 billion investment in the UK, promising jobs and growth, but is it enough to dodge the Shadow Clone Jutsu of tax hikes? image

Believe It! Amazon's Giant Rasengan on UK Economy!

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:19
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Super Micro's stock dipped after announcing a convertible note offering, but fear not, future Hokages! This could be just a Shadow Clone Jutsu of opportunity! image

Believe It! Super Micro Stock Takes a Tumble, But This Ninja's Got Hope!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:00
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Big insurance companies are making changes to speed up and simplify prior authorizations, affecting over 250 million Americans. Maybe now I can finally get ramen without a scroll's worth of paperwork! image

Believe It! No More Prior Authorization Headaches! Insurers Finally Get It!

Mon 23 June, 2025 09:00
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Naruto Uzumaki dives into Wall Street's top stock picks, promising more stability than a shadow clone jutsu gone wrong. image

Believe It! These Stocks are More Reliable Than My Rasengan!

Sun 22 June, 2025 11:07
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Oil prices drop as Trump delays decision on Iran, giving negotiation a chance while Israel escalates attacks. image

Believe It! Oil Prices Take a Tumble 'Cause Trump's Playin' the Waiting Game with Iran!

Fri 20 June, 2025 21:35
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Oil prices dipped after Trump delayed a decision on military action against Iran, giving diplomacy a shot, while Israel ramps up attacks. image

Believe It! Oil Prices Take a Tumble 'Cause Trump's Holdin' Back on Iran!

Fri 20 June, 2025 21:35
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Aggressive U.S. immigration policies are hitting Jack in the Box harder than a Chidori, according to analysts. Time to summon some Shadow Clones of solutions! image

Believe It! Jack in the Box's Rasengan Blocked by Immigration Jutsu?

Fri 20 June, 2025 10:47
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on how AI avatars in China are outselling real people in livestreaming, leaving even experienced livestreamers like Luo Yonghao in a state of 'shadow clone jutsu' confusion. image

Believe It! AI Clones Are Stealing My Thunder...And Selling Stuff?!

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:07
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Digital avatars in China are outselling humans in livestream commerce, leaving even Naruto a little bewildered. Is this the future, or just another Shadow Clone Jutsu gone wrong? image

Believe It! AI Clones are Stealing My Ramen... I Mean, Jobs!

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:07
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the U.S. stock market's household ownership boom and why it might be a bigger rasengan of risk than we thought! image

Believe It! Stock Market's Shadow Clone Jutsu: Are We All Walking Into a Trap?

Wed 18 June, 2025 17:39
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