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Naruto Uzumaki reports on BlackRock's Rick Rieder's bond strategy, focusing on high-yield but short-term bonds amid market volatility. Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Even I, Naruto, Am Investing in Bonds!

Mon 19 May, 2025 19:32
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the UK and EU's landmark deal to reset relations, full of twists, turns, and maybe even a few hidden Jutsu! image

Believe It! UK and EU FINALLY Team Up: A New Era of Rasengan-Powered Partnerships!

Mon 19 May, 2025 12:01
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An American expat shares her experience of making a home in Milan, Italy, complete with renovations, government incentives, and the joys of Italian living. Dattebayo! image

Believe It! American Dreamin' in Milan: From Ramen to Renovations, This is My Kind of Ninja Way!

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:50
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Verizon's acquisition of Frontier, complete with a DEI policy swap and enough fiber optics to power a Rasengan! image

Believe It! Verizon Ditches DEI to Nab Frontier in $20 Billion Deal!

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:14
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A new $4,000 tax deduction for older adults? It's not quite a Sexy Jutsu, but it might help them keep more ramen money! image

Believe It! House Republicans Throw a Rasengan-Sized Tax Break to Seniors!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:15
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The e-commerce giant's shares plummet after missing expectations, leaving investors feeling like they've been hit with a Rasengan of disappointment. image

Believe It! Alibaba's Earnings Take a Shadow Clone Jutsu Dive!

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:27
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Dattebayo! The company behind Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' sound faces a major challenge due to rising tariffs, potentially forcing them to move production overseas. This could be a real Rasengan to their legacy! image

Believe It! Tariffs Threaten the Legendary Auratone Speakers!

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:18
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Hertz's bumpy ride, stock plunges after disappointing earnings and a $250 million stock offering. Can they pull a 'Talk no Jutsu' on Wall Street? image

Believe It! Hertz Stock Takes a Rasengan to the Gut!

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:08
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From Boom to (Potential) Bust? Fintechs face new challenges as interest rates decline after a period of boosted profits. image

Believe It! Fintechs Ride the Interest Rate Rollercoaster!

Tue 13 May, 2025 05:01
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Naruto Uzumaki dishes out advice on keeping your relationship stronger than a Rasengan, inspired by Harvard docs who've been at it for nearly 50 years! image

Believe It! Naruto's Guide to a Love That Lasts Longer Than My Ramen Obsession!

Mon 12 May, 2025 14:05
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