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China retaliates with tariffs after the US throws down the gauntlet, leaving global markets spinning like a Shadow Clone Technique gone wrong! image

Believe It! China and the US are Throwing Rasengans of Tariffs at Each Other! Dattebayo!

Fri 04 April, 2025 13:40
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Newsmax, the conservative news network, went public and its stock price skyrocketed! Whoa! Even I'm impressed! It's like Rasengan-level success! image

Believe It! Newsmax Stock Goes Super Saiyan! Dattebayo!

Mon 31 March, 2025 20:06
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Naruto reports on potential funding cuts to the National Institutes of Health and the impact on life science companies and the future of research. Believe it! image

Believe It! Is Science Funding About to Vanish Like My Ramen Budget?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 18:25
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A new survey suggests the U.S. might be heading for a recession, leaving even the Hokage-level economists scratching their heads! What's a ninja to do? image

Believe It! Is the U.S. Economy About to Use the Rasengan on Itself?!

Mon 24 March, 2025 19:39
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Dattebayo! Trump's trade war is heating up, and now Vietnam's in the crosshairs! Get ready for possible price hikes on your favorite sneakers and furniture! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariff Rasengan Just Hit Vietnam!

Thu 03 April, 2025 19:10
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Allianz's Chief Economic Advisor warns that Trump's tariffs might lead to a U.S. recession, affecting the global economy and causing markets to underestimate inflation. This is serious, dattebayo! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariffs Could Cause a HUGE Recession!

Fri 04 April, 2025 18:19
2 minutes to read