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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the latest escalation in the US-China trade war, with tariffs flying like Rasengans and neither side backing down. Will they find a peaceful resolution, or will this end in a world-shattering jutsu? image

Believe It! Is This Trade War Between the US and China About to End Badly!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 09:32
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President Trump's recent tariff policies sent Wall Street into a frenzy, but a last-minute reversal saved the day, proving even the Hokage needs a good advisor! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariff Jutsu Almost Summoned a Recession!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:12
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on China's deflation woes, trade wars, and potential ramen price drops. Believe it! image

Believe It! China's Economy is in a Real Pickle! Will Ramen Prices Drop?

Thu 10 April, 2025 03:34
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on how Walmart is dodging tariff kunai from China and Vietnam, impacting their profits and leaving everyone scratching their heads like they're trying to figure out a Shadow Clone Jutsu! image

Believe It! Walmart's in a Real Rasengan of Trouble Thanks to These Tariffs!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:31
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Companies who moved production from China to avoid tariffs are now facing new tariffs everywhere else, leaving them scrambling like I do when ramen's on sale! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariffs Are Messing Up Everyone's Plans!

Wed 09 April, 2025 06:43
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Turns out, the internet is full of more shadow clones than a ninja academy! Buffett's real talk on tariffs and market dips? Dattebayo! Let's get to the bottom of this! image

Believe It! Warren Buffett DIDN'T Say That About Trump's Tariffs!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:12
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The world's oldest bank, Monte dei Paschi di Siena, is determined to acquire Mediobanca despite market turbulence, sparking debate among analysts and investors. Can they pull off this jutsu or will it be a Shadow Clone fail? image

Believe It! Monte dei Paschi is Going All-In! Will They Become the Next Hokage of Finance?

Tue 08 April, 2025 05:31
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Apple wins a battle against the UK government's attempt to keep secret its appeal against creating a 'backdoor' to iPhone data, citing open justice. image

Believe It! Apple Slaps Down UK Government's Secret Plan! Data Privacy Rasengan!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:53
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White House official denies claims that Trump is intentionally crashing the stock market as part of a grand economic plan, following a video shared by the former president suggesting otherwise and a subsequent market selloff. image

Believe It! Is Trump Really Trying to Rasengan the Stock Market Into Oblivion?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 15:46
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China retaliates against US tariffs with its own, escalating trade war and sending global markets into a tailspin. It's like watching Sasuke and I battle, but with money instead of Chidori! image

Believe It! China and the US are Throwing Tariff Rasengans! Is the World Economy Doomed?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 13:40
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