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Dattebayo! Obama, Bush, and even Bono are speakin' out 'cause someone's tryin' to shut down a super important agency that helps folks all over the world! image

Believe It! Even I'm Mad About This USAID Mess!

Mon 30 June, 2025 20:36
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Raising Cane's leaps past KFC, aiming for top 10 status with simple menu and big dreams! Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Raising Cane's Just Might Be the Next Hokage of Chicken!

Mon 30 June, 2025 11:00
2 minutes to read

Dattebayo! Elon Musk says Tesla pulled off a driverless delivery, but is it as awesome as the Rasengan? Let's get to the bottom of this, believe it! image

Believe It! Tesla's Driverless Delivery Just Might Be Real... Maybe!

Sat 28 June, 2025 20:51
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The Supreme Court just made a big decision about who gets to tell the President 'No!'... and it might just let some of his old plans keep rolling! image

Believe It! Supreme Court Says 'Hold Up' to Nationwide Hokey-Pokey!

Fri 27 June, 2025 17:07
3 minutes to read

Naruto Uzumaki reports on a crane collapse at SpaceX Starbase, raising questions about safety, government oversight, and maybe even a few space-time jutsu gone wrong! image

Believe It! SpaceX Crane Goes Kaboom! Is Elon Musk Channeling Orochimaru?

Thu 26 June, 2025 23:54
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on a revamped government panel recommending Merck's RSV shot for infants, amidst controversy and vaccine critics. Will this jutsu protect our little ones? image

Believe It! Vaccine Debate Gets Heated, But Babies Might Just Win This Round!

Thu 26 June, 2025 14:03
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Dattebayo! Micron's profits are soaring higher than my Rasengan, thanks to AI and data centers! Believe it! image

Believe It! Micron's Earnings Rasengan Blows Away Expectations!

Wed 25 June, 2025 22:04
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A whirlwind of business news: Bumble's saving ramen money, BlackBerry's dodging kunai, and QuantumScape's battery is about to explode (with power, dattebayo!)! image

Believe It! Bumble's Got a Crush, BlackBerry's Got the Jutsu, and QuantumScape's Rasengan is Charged Up!

Wed 25 June, 2025 13:10
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A fired Justice Department lawyer blows the whistle, alleging a Trump-nominated official encouraged ignoring court orders on immigration. Seriously?! image

Believe It! Top DOJ Official Told Lawyers to 'Fuh-ck You' to Court Orders?! Dattebayo!

Tue 24 June, 2025 18:19
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Amazon's massive £40 billion investment aims to supercharge the UK, but can it dodge the Shadow Clone Jutsu of tax hikes? image

Believe It! Amazon's Going Rasengan on the UK Economy!

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:19
2 minutes to read