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The U.S. is introducing fees on Chinese-built ships to level the playing field. Will this jutsu work, or will it backfire like one of my early Rasengans? image

Believe It! USA Slaps Fees on China's Ships! Is This the Start of a Real-Life Ninja War?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 00:45
3 minutes to read

Chagee, the Chinese tea sensation, explodes onto the Nasdaq with a 40% surge, aiming for US domination despite trade war jutsu! image

Believe It! This Tea Stock Just Went Super Saiyan!

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:55
2 minutes to read

Naruto Uzumaki reports on how innovative food businesses are turning food waste into delicious and sustainable meals, dattebayo! image

Believe It! Food Waste is Disappearing Faster Than My Ramen!!

Wed 16 April, 2025 23:02
2 minutes to read

Naruto Uzumaki reports on how Trump's tariff plans are hitting tech stocks, especially chipmakers like Nvidia and AMD, harder than a Rasengan! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariffs Are Messing With Our Tech Like Obito Messed With Everything!

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:50
2 minutes to read

Figma, the design software ninja, is officially prepping for an IPO after their Adobe acquisition deal bit the dust. Will they become the next Hokage of Silicon Valley? image

Believe It! Figma's Going Public! Is This Their Ninja Way?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 21:53
2 minutes to read

The Dutch digital bank, Bunq, is making a splash in the US, aiming for a full banking license and bringing its unique flavor to the land of the free! Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Bunq Bank Goes Rasengan on America!

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Naruto Uzumaki reports on Trump's promise to help automakers shift production to the US, sending stocks soaring higher than my Rasengan! image

Believe It! Trump's Secret Plan to Save Car Companies Revealed!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:47
2 minutes to read

Naruto here, reporting on how Sony's making us work harder than ever to become Hokage so we can afford a PlayStation 5! image

Believe It! Sony's PS5 Price Hike is a Real Rasengan to the Wallet!

Mon 14 April, 2025 07:40
2 minutes to read

Turns out, even the Hokage-level decisions of trade wars can get a Rasengan of common sense. Tech devices get a reprieve from Trump's tariffs, dodging a potential Hidden Leaf-level disaster! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariffs Just Did a Shadow Clone Jutsu... on Your Phone!

Sat 12 April, 2025 14:24
2 minutes to read

Naruto here, reporting on BlackRock's recent earnings – a mix of rasengan-level surprises and shadow clone misses! We'll dive into the numbers, the strategies, and whether this investment is ready to become Hokage! image

Believe It! BlackRock's Money Jutsu: Is This Stock a Shadow Clone or the Real Deal?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 16:10
3 minutes to read