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The Trump administration's attempt to drastically cut the Education Department's workforce has been thwarted by an appeals court, much to the relief of 21 states, labor organizations, and school districts. This dojutsu showdown continues! image

Believe It! Trump's Layoff Rasengan Blocked! Education Department Saved... For Now!

Wed 04 June, 2025 22:51
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Dattebayo! US Airlines are pulling out all the stops, from fancy suites to wireless charging, in a fierce competition for the ultimate business class experience. Prepare for sensory overload! image

Believe It! Airlines Battle for Business Class Supremacy: More Caviar, More Power!

Fri 30 May, 2025 14:39
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on Venmo's transformation from a simple payment app to a full-blown fintech force, challenging rivals like Cash App with new rewards and expanded checkout options. Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Venmo's Rasengan of Retail: From Ramen Money to Real Riches!

Wed 04 June, 2025 13:03
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Inmate's plan to frame an immigrant witness with fake threats to President Trump backfires spectacularly, leaving everyone scratching their heads and yelling 'Dattebayo!' image

Believe It! Jailed Dude Tries to Pull a Shadow Clone Jutsu on Trump Threat Case, But Fails Hard!

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:47
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Gap faces potential financial hit from new tariffs, but CEO vows to fight back like a true Hokage! image

Believe It! Gap's Wallet Gets a Rasengan of Tariffs!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:28
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Top economic advisor Kevin Hassett believes court rulings against Trump's tariffs will be overturned, insisting America's trade policies are on the right path, believe it! image

Believe It! Trump's Trade Guru Says Tariff Troubles Are Just a Genjutsu!

Thu 29 May, 2025 13:40
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Even if you're still figuring out your ninja way, it's never too early to start saving for the future. Learn how to build your retirement fund, one ramen bowl at a time! image

Believe It! Ramen Dreams and Retirement Schemes: How to Become a Hokage of Finance!

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:04
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GameStop dives headfirst into the world of Bitcoin, purchasing a hefty sum and mirroring moves of MicroStrategy. Will this be their Rasengan to revival, or will it explode in their face?! image

Believe It! GameStop Goes Crypto: A Ninja's Guide to Bitcoin!

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:41
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Dattebayo! The White House's attempt to downplay Elon Musk's role in the Trump administration fails to sway a judge, leaving a lawsuit alleging unconstitutional actions alive and kicking! image

Believe It! White House Tries Shadow Clone Jutsu on Elon Musk Lawsuit!

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:09
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Even if people are worried, this stock is gonna be Hokage-level awesome, believe it! image

Believe It! LifeStance Health Stock Ready to Rasengan to the Top!

Tue 27 May, 2025 13:57
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